RonManager

2.5 mile walk. No problem.

Babylon Oppression.

Mick Channon ‏@Mick_Channon_TV Get Lallana on. He'd beat an elephant in a phone box.

You'd have a fun day out at Tate Modern.

krrrrkkkk fffnnarrr

Repo Man

Written by a Pompey fan. http://www.england.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=292989

I was pregnant FFS.

Paying an outstanding bill or spending all eternity burning in the fires of hell while demons stick red hot pokers where the sun don't shine? The choice is yours.

'Infraccione, Infraccione, Ole, Ole, Ole'

My ticket got wet and appears to have shrunk somewhat.

We won WW2 by the way. Jerry came 2nd.

The closer it gets to Somerset, the better.

You should audition for The Big Bang Theory.

After 23 seconds I got that.

FFS I used to get in for free back in the 80s, doncha know.

No Cody Cropper in your list?

But then again..... Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri Sydney ceo after meeting w Del Piero:"Nothing signed yet,it's a work in progress.Liverpool is a big club,but Australia is a great country"

Sport Jokes ‏@FootballFunnys Michael Owen has retired from professional football. The striker will now spend the next few years playing rugby for Stoke City. (@BBCSporf)

Tancredi Palmeri ‏@tancredipalmeri Del Piero-Liverpool:apparently Liverpool offer arrived too late!Seems Alex turned down Liverpool offer cause already gave his word to Sydney

Just to put this NC quote into context (for those that may be unaware), it was made as part of the reasoning for sacking Alan Pardew, and not as a general 'mission statement' when taking over the club.

Here's a novel idea - see your doctor.

It's a LB on loan. Chap called Dan Harding from Nottingham Forest.

Daniele Labanti™ ‏@DL_corriere BREAKING NEWS #ramirez done deal. he is officially a #southamptonplayer