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I have been invited to the next UKIP party conference in Torquay.

Ha Ha, i bet he was smashed out of his head when he thought of doing that.

This has nothing to do with left versus right. I would expect any British government to look after British interests.

I was hoping this thread would be about a relacement for m-cat.

An utterly ridiculous comment from David Cameron.

I know it's cruel and I love donkeys, but .

When I was at Uni I did some work for an agency and got put in a furniture factory wrapping up three piece suites. It was alright and got to be good mates with the other lads who I worked with, but because I was a good worker and the foreman had commented on this the agency found me a better job in a ****ing pot pouri factory (was more like a pig sty really) and my job was to wade into dried pettals and stuff with a watering can of perfume and pour it all over. At the end of the day I ****ing reeked of perfume and had to get on a bus and everyone looked at me. I told them to ram it and never went back.

I do make an effort and wherever I go I learn the foreign word for "thankyou".

And back to the topic. I find it rich how Americans have the gaul to lecture us on this issue given that the Kennedy clan supported the IRA and successive American governments did **** all to stop the IRA fundraising campaigns over there. Also the Americans were keen enough for the good friday agreement where IRA terrorists were released. Now the boot is on the other foot they don't like. What a ****ing shame.

Attempting to speak a foreign language puts you at an immediate disadvantage with the natives. David Niven in 55 days at Peeking is my role model for how a British citizen should conduct oneself when overseas. Also can you please refrain from using the term "mongs" because it isn't clever.

This is old news. I mentioned all this a couple of days ago. I enjoyed reading David Camerons piece in the Wall Street Journal where he stated "we are a strong, self-confident country clear in our views and values, and we should behave that way." This is just the attitude a British citizen should have and is the attitude I have when overseas. As Cecil Rhodes once said "Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life”. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704913304575371292186815992.html

It's still nice to know that if i need an operation i won't need to sit on a long waiting list or share a ward with the great unwashed.

It is a fact that only boring people get bored.

I've been saying this for a while now, and i'm not wrong very often.

I bet David Luker is a little concerned about this appointment.

For all the talk of reducing departmental budgets by 25% or even 40% the area that will really cripple this country if left un checked is public sector pensions. A Commision has produced a report that has given the following recomendations: - Pensions should accrue benefits at one 80th of final pay for every year employees were a member of the scheme, not one 60th. This would cut the cost by £10bn a year - Increasing the pension age from 60 for some to 65 for all members, saving £5bn a year - A short-term option of increasing employee contributions by 2%, raising up to £2bn a year - Consideration of hybrid schemes of defined benefit and defined contribution pensions This is the area of reform that will be most fiercely opposed by the Unions, but it is the area that needs to be reformed none-the-less.

No, you'd pay into a scheme throughout life.

It's the sign of the devil.

I wouldn't have thought they'd have been much demand for sharpening mower blades in the sahara.

I don't believe this story applied to British gypsies tbh. It wasn't that long ago that the moors were booted out so I don't buy it, or did they arrive before the moors?

Where are they from then and when did they arrive?

why have you purposely put an "accent" in your reply?

May I ask why you have purposely put an "accent" in your reply?

I'm sure evolution plays a part in this discussion. I have a theory, based on the my studies of Darwin, that a man tassle size is determined by generations of natural selection in the same way a prize bull is blessed in this department. In prehistoric times before clothes those more blessed stood out more and thus produced more offspring.

I'm sure BTF is not a pretentious chavvy Label like Stone Island, I put her as more of a classy Evans chick.