Taken from Popb!tch -
"British sports stars are so boring.
Prostitutes, Twitter rants and injunctions,
that seems to be our lot at the moment.
It's been much more fun in Australia.
Did you hear about the rugby player
photographed with a team-mate's dog licking
his genitals? Poor old Joel Monaghan
was forced to resign from his club,
Canberra Raiders, in November because
of the reaction to it. Cleverly for him
he's escaped it by coming to the UK,
where the degrading antics of the rich
and famous are protected by the Human
Rights Act and a lot of willing law firms.
Joel plays his first game for Warrington
Wolves this weekend. So if you live anywhere
near Leigh, go and show some support.
Just leave Lassie at home."
...and the rule 1 proof is online if curious.....