Sour Mash

If you think Welbeck is a far better player than Lambert you can't be taken seriously.

What the f**k. Have you watched any Premier League games this season? Take the time to watch our goals from this season and see Lambert's contribution, then maybe have a watch of West Ham.

Yeah I know that but didn't think he was a similar player to Fellaini, Dembele or Witsel?

Managed 9, but is tougher than I expected.

Why is he not in the Belgium squad?

What exactly are you expecting to be discussed on this thread?

Absolutely hilarious wind up thread as usual.

He was absolute quality for us. Much better technically than just the "hardman" that he seems to be remembered as.

But that's the whole point - statistics show he doesn't.

Shola or Sammy?

Martinez has always been the obvious choice for Everton and can definitely see him going there. Very tough act to follow in Moyes and a lot more pressure for him than at Wigan.

Which story?

Morecambe or Fleetwood Town away 3rd round of the League cup would be good.

What about Everton then?

Think Barcadi own Grey Goose don't they? Just meant it'll be one or the other names on the shirt, same company though.

I don't know much about Vodka, but think Grey Goose is a bit of a premium brand?

And from the pics I saw, stuff like place names, tables etc had 'Grey Goose' on.

So basically our new sponsor will either be Bacardi or Grey Goose?

No new grounds. Always enjoy a day out in Cardiff and Newcastle, then just see how the fixture list pans out for all the others.

I think you might have missed the point a bit. On the basis that Zaha has pace and strength, but scores and creates less than Lallana in a comparable season.

There is a strong rumour that we'll be playing in Austria pre-season, so that would actually tally quite well.

Not going to happen and he's well over-rated anyway.

Are they getting a load more money than everyone else for some reason?

No, not everyone had Saints certain to go down at the start of the season. It is very likely that Crystal Palace and possibly the other two promoted teams spend the majority of next season in and around the bottom three. I expect Palace to go down.

You think we'll be in a relegation battle with Hull, Palace and Cardiff?