Saint in Paradise

I wonder if they would have seen it if it had been done by a Mansfield player ?? Lets face it for years and years and years "big" teams always seem to get the awkward decisions over "small" teams.

Ah even I can do that so Thanks !!

Stolen from another forum "One of the guys posed this question: Early morning, wife still asleep (or at least pretending), he jumps into the shower and his mind wanders lustfully to thoughts of nubile bodies on the beach the previous day. Next thing he realises is that his morning glory is demanding attention, so he decides to rub one out in the inviting surroundings of his warm shower, pleasant mind-games, etc. As he is well into it he gets this feeling of being watched, and realises that his wife has come into the bathroom unheard by him (claims water was 'loud' and besides, his mind was elsewhere). His question was what to do? Pretend he is washing enthusiastically so he is very clean 'for her'; close his eyes and carry on; or invite wife to join him in the shower? So, accepting that *** ***** is the font of all knowledge, I undertook to pose the question here and get back to him next week. Until then he expects to be on very short rations, and may even have to cook for himself. I'll tell you the reasons at the end of the week, as I'd like the creative collective her to approach the matter in hand without going of with premature indications." david1300 is offline Report Post Reply Re bold bit - I will post the answer IF I remember

I know Trev was appointed by the Court but I still find it a bit strange that after all this time of him racking up massive expenses no creditors seem to have complained about that money slipping away.

I am really dim about these things as I don't really have any interest.My wife has an Acer laptop and she has lots of pictures stored on it.How easy would it be to transfer these to a Mac laptop?

I thought Stoke were only famous for the fact that (Sir)Stanley Mathews played for them. I hadn't heard that they had massive support like pimpey.

I thought that excellent chap Chinny paid tax? I can't remember anyone saying he didn't but then at my age I forget lots of things.

Read this article - it will explain a lot to you greatly misinformed and mislead Argentinians. People whom by now should have learnt to never trust any Argentine politician. http://www.fleetstreetfox.com/2013/01/dear-argentina.html .

Have a read of this thread it is very interesting for people who love Lancasters. http://www.pprune.org/aviation-history-nostalgia/504178-lancaster-number-2-a.html .

Of course Spud I have just realised something! You could train as a taxi driver they take anyone beard or not. Mind it does help to be a grumpy old soul and you must by law give your opinion on any and everything. Doesn't matter if you are correct or not either :lol:

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I bet we can all guess where else on your body you use that one.

Sad to say but beards do have an adverse effect on some people even if they don't realise it themselves. Shave it off especially if you will have face to face contact with the customers. However all is not lost IF you like a beard, just wait a couple of months until you are well established in your new job then when on holiday grow it again. Expect some rude banter type comments when you return of course. I won't wish you good luck as I am confident that you will get the job.

Of course Neil Allen should feel honoured and blessed. Once this saga finally ends the numbers of people who read and laugh at his rambling rubbish will drop like a stone when the nutjobs stop reading.

Noooo I don't want 2000 pages, I want them gone long before that number is reached. Does this make me a bad person???

Well saying "The Wife" well this can be applied to anyones wife so that is cheating You added that bit ( this is a wish ) so have you been to pimpey lately and been contaminated?

Err I think Derry meant one of these :- HTH.

Thought that was a link to yet another knobhead neil "article" until I spotted some 3 and 4 line paragraphs then I knew it couldn't be him. Even so I didn't bother to read it though.

Hugo Chavez the President of Venezuela Nelson Mandela Jack Charlton Non of the above 3 are wishes, they are just predictions.

I really really hope we beat them tomorrow, don't care if it is only 1-0 and that they have 75% possession and 20 shots on target with us having 1. Just please please beat them Saints.

Yeah rite - she kicked you out didn't she :lol:

I was going to say that he is trying to pretend it's only a sore throat to stop you worrying as he really does have pleurisy / diptheria / pneumonia. Then I remembered he is a skate so he is obviously lying and probably doesn't even have a sore throat :lol:

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Being an old saddo to me NYE/NYD is like a line from a "WHO" song, "Meet the new boss, same as the old boss" .

Losing faith? Belgium to charge Church of Scientology with fraud and extortion. http://rt.com/news/scientology-criminal-charges-belgium-043/