Tom8558

Watching Bolton and he is a brilliant goalkeeper. Plus, if Bolton go down he may want a transfer.

Personally, I believe he uses andrex but I might be wrong.

Got some bad news Turkish. I've had an epifany during last night with you and feel that my real sexual intentions lie in the same sex as me. I hope that this doesn't come between us. Sorry xx

Hearing about this petition thing on Number 10 I thought what would happen if we applied that to the Saints website. For example, 'get rid of the bloke who does half-time entertainment' or 'get rid of music' etc. Wouldn't that be a better way of doing things?

Well Turkish, I'm a man of normal dimensions but have a book on 'sex for dummies' which, unless you have something against me referencing through it during intercourse, will provide a sound basis for our relationship. And yourself?

Since I'm only a registered user, I get adverts about how nice it would be to meet up with these women from the Southampton area. This got me thinking, do they actually exist?

Why the **** are they asking me to wave at them?

Let the table sort out which team is best. Otherwise there would be no point in it.

Jaidi wasn't playing? Ridiculous Adkins out

admittedly i'm only 15 but: leyton orient

fever

???

For Deano you could have a re-mix of Geno by dexys midnight runners

by the time he's 16 he could replace kelvin

bump

Well put it this way, you could buy him with a mastercard but his role in the team is priceless

It was a completely CORKing game

We were 20th in league 1 Had pardew as manager Never looked like pulling a winning streak together And Adkins has fixed all that in less than a year

With transfers like AOC, are we still in debt?

I'm in Winchester so I'm fairly confident they won't be coming here otherwise Simon Pegg wouldn't go here to get away from the zombies.

Cos ordinary seats make the players want to play rather than get comfortable. Simples

Puncheon?

Expect a fairly weak side to be put out but have heard a few rumours that some of our younger players are being tried out as well so could well be interesting.

The chaplow goal against man u for me.

I've just never liked him as a player. I just feel that if we signed him he would be rubbish again.