Master Bates

It didn't hurt him, more of a tap.

Strength. The authority. Courage

Get thesaint sfc to suck it off.

The Sun made a special front cover edition for us winning the cup, I thought that was pretty decent.

The Sun

Tomorrow's fixtures "South Coast Team v Bournemouth"

I've hit 3 cyclists in my time, all with my arm because they've all nearly run me over from behind whilst I was on the pavement. One guy even had the cheek to have a go at me. Luckily I don't drive, so wouldn't hit them with a car. Think this is the last post I can make for today, so bye bye.

I had a mole removed from my back Wednesday, got 5 stitches in it. Now waiting for the results to see how long it's been there. All good fun, cancer is great.

I love seeing cyclists go through red lights, because they think they have a right too, then almost getting run over, one day it'll happen, and i'll smile

NEW TOPIC Sorry can't make new threads and need to ask a question, now I thought the Club would have a done a special 125 year Saints flag which I could put up, but it seems the Club are not selling any type of flag at all, anyone know why this is?

I'm no longer paying tax.

danroan .still no sign of Judge in Court 52 - suspense building He's being bribed I tell thee.

[RUN RABBIT, RUN RABBIT]:- Die Pompey, die Pompey, die, die, die, Deluded skate fans keep on asking why why why? Because you're tax dodging charity stealing cu.nts, so die Pompey, die Pompey, die, die, die.

For those living in Winchester. Three of the most iconic RAF planes of the Second World War are due to take to the skies north of Winchester. A Lancaster bomber along with two fighters, a Spitfire and Hurricane, are due to perform the flypast on Friday, August 20. They will be soaring over the Worthy Down Army base north of Winchester, which was an important airfield during the conflict. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8309626.Look_to__the_skies_for_flypast/

Roll on Thursday I say.

Are you Chris?

Was crying just last night to Hachi: A Dog's Tale, I don't think I could watch it again.

Says in your profile.

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I was banned once, all a misunderstanding really. As a joke DSM changed 'Full Member' to 'Banned', then I said to people I used that unblock website thing to get back on, stevieg believed me and banned me for real. T'was funny and I blame DSM entirely

This thread proves how far this forum has fallen due to certain posters, and i'm glad I rarely make sensible comments. Keep yer chin up Dunc and WS.

I used to be a model on posters, the ones for acne.

*EDIT Re-read original thread

I'm gonna get slated for this from some now but still, the Echo, however the quotes are from Alan Pardew.

Lallana to miss Saturdays game. Lambert, Schneiderlin and Puncheon facing a race against time. At least we've made lots of signings as cover......