Master Bates

The Lounge?

Damn, I miss by one.

No idea.

pmsl

I did once manage to get one of my neighbours cats to run up at least halfway up the house, it was fighting with my cat so I sprayed them with the hose. I prefer the real dawn chorus but without at least the magpies, the crows aren't too bad. I do tend to let the 2 cats out at 5am to keep the mags away from the fish.

That is exactly the way i'd have put it, but adding old and rusty, they sound like old rusty machine guns going off.

What a first class c**t.

There's actually 3 magpies in the garden atm with 4 more on the roof tops, and what are they doing? Trying to get my fish the bastards!

I know what you mean, I get woken up at 4am every morning by the ****ing magpies and crows, now there's a noise that gets you stressed very easily. I'd rather have a sparrow waking me up than these 2 species. It's not just 1 or 2 either there's loads of them, some mornings when I walk my dog I can count up to about 30 odd crows and 30-40 odd magpies in the field. ps - name the sparrow Jack.

This little thing popped out to say hello yesterday whilst one was watering the garden.

Yep we agree, nothing odd.

Will Klingon Lowe be making an appearence?

Why is it odd? Bournemouth are among the first 6 we play at home, not including the Cup match of course.

Drunk paint ball.

Why not go and play one of those fantasy games where you dress up as elves/fairies and prance about in the woods throwing spears and fairy dust at each other whilst high as a kite. Failing that, go play golf.

Poor Longy

I'm sure there's one more about somewhere

I'd happily knock or burn this place down for free http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8237957.Ex_Saints_chairman_puts_house_up_for_sale/

Poor Le Tiss.

I wouldn't want to be my girlfriend later if England lose.

They've been around for years. Used to get alot of them when I was phoning around looking for Labourers for jobs, some are pretty damn awful whilst some you can't get enough of. I'd sometimes hide my ID then phone people just to listen to them, how sad I was.

Hopefully Stewie Griffin can carry on from where Frank left off. RIP

Reminds me, I better put mine back up.

Guess we'll let them off then.