Master Bates

We help Pompey South Coast rivals Southampton are ready to write off £120,000 to help their penniless neighbours after handing over tickets for next weekend's FA Cup derby - even though they fear they will not get the cash. The Saints were considering demanding Pompey pay for their 4,000 allocation up front in case the Fratton Park side are forced into administration before Saturday's fifth-round tie. But a St Mary's spokesperson said: "It is a relatively small amount of money for us so we are prepared to take the risk rather than cause any bad feeling."

Sorry if mentioned, Pompey fail to pay electricity bill. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/721516/LIGHTS-OUT-FOR-PORTSMOUTH.html

The day is finally here Roll on 5:45pm

Boss flees UK. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2842003/Avram-Grants-Thai-brothel-boss-has-fled-the-UK.html

I do hate Denham with a passion, let me down. Chris Huhne's cool.

Heard the frogs making sex noises last night, no frog spawn yet though.

Good question, come on Dog, we need answers.

I saw a cuckoo about a week ago when walking the dog, and 2 nights ago at about 1 in the morning I heard an owl!

May I just say what a mighty fine warm day it is today. Just been doing a spot of gardening out the front this morning, clearing away the leaves etc, under one lot of leaves I found a Daffodil starting to sprout up. Now sat indoors with the windows open. I know we're in for another arctic balst next week, but the summer is not that far away, and neither are the less clothed women.

"Fans queueing overnight for tickets to the FA Cup game against local rivals Portsmouth were surprised to be greeted at 6.30am yesterday by Cortese carrying trays of coffee." Nice stuff!

I haven't heard that in years "Why you kick my dog? WHY YOU KICK MY DOG! AND YOU CALL HIM F**K OFF, HIS NAME ROVER!, YOU NO KICK DOG IN HEAD, YOU DO DOG UP ARSE NOT KICK IN HEAD"

"Next time i'll go with him" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

"Next time i'll go with him" http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2838279/Brothel-visit-Avram-Grants-wife-He-loves-Thai-massages-next-time-Ill-go-with-him.html

Funny thing is, the guy never did turn up for the second funeral.

Hopefully the game doesn't end in a thai......

I like Lego, Avram Grant likes Lego-vers.

Had that before.

Massive sorry if already posted

Haven't even been there, don't have a passport.

I had been in bushes

Subway Army

Unable to help you then, the only country i've ever been to is Wales.

You looking to go abroad or remain in England?

I thought all the snow had gone for a while, but guess not. Little flutter just now in Sholing.

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