Master Bates

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Sorry

Mentioned (Pardew) on Friday in the Echo that he'd like a loan in before the window closes. Not definite though.

Conversation with a skate, via text: ok? And by the way, it's 2 hands with 4 fingers on each and one thumb on each.

That's so old that it deserves to be in the Muppet Show.

Cuckoo, cuckoo http://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2009/11/22/1640167/egypts-amr-zaki-rules-out-portsmouth-move-because-i-dont-wish-to-

He stands up front at 6ft 3, Rickie, Rickie, He'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie, He gets the ball and takes the ****, He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, And it's Rickie Lambert, Southampton's goal machine.

Davis has also had a couple of poor games, since being rested for the cup match, but that's life, they'll both pick themselves up.

Parcel Farce.

He's been ill, was ill last match but played.

How gash MAGIC WEEKEND DRAW - Hull v Harlequins, Bradford v Crusaders, Warrington v Salford, Leeds v Wakefield, Wigan v Huddersfield, St Helens v Hull KR, Castleford v Catalans. Ties to be played at Murrayfield on May 1 and 2.

Yes quite, also mentioned in other media outlets today, they must all be bullsheet then SWANSEA boss Paulo Sousa is reviving his interest in striker Marek Saganowski, 31. The Pole has been told he is not wanted at Southampton by his manager Alan Pardew.

Man dies after getting stuck to seat for eight months http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2739333/Fat-man-dies-after-getting-stuck-to-chair-for-eight-months.html

Old news Dog, and yes, luckily the dog survived.

D'oh, silly me.

I honestly saw no cat.

Saganowski has been told he has no future at the club by Pardew. Pardew may also bring in a loan signing before the window shuts Thursday. Todays Echo.

Glad i'm not into religion.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091119/twl-wild-child-10-tasered-over-bath-time-3fd0ae9.html

Quite attractive actually, now I understand why they do them. Off to the toilet I go.....

Thanks hun x

Here you go gorgeous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KIqwTNm8ZA

Anyone got a link that works? Cheerski

\(- _ -)/ (o)-(o) || || _ _ Alas, bowdown before the bacon titted queen!

Looked in a mirror lately love?