Master Bates

Davis has also had a couple of poor games, since being rested for the cup match, but that's life, they'll both pick themselves up.

Parcel Farce.

He's been ill, was ill last match but played.

How gash MAGIC WEEKEND DRAW - Hull v Harlequins, Bradford v Crusaders, Warrington v Salford, Leeds v Wakefield, Wigan v Huddersfield, St Helens v Hull KR, Castleford v Catalans. Ties to be played at Murrayfield on May 1 and 2.

Yes quite, also mentioned in other media outlets today, they must all be bullsheet then SWANSEA boss Paulo Sousa is reviving his interest in striker Marek Saganowski, 31. The Pole has been told he is not wanted at Southampton by his manager Alan Pardew.

Man dies after getting stuck to seat for eight months http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2739333/Fat-man-dies-after-getting-stuck-to-chair-for-eight-months.html

Old news Dog, and yes, luckily the dog survived.

D'oh, silly me.

I honestly saw no cat.

Saganowski has been told he has no future at the club by Pardew. Pardew may also bring in a loan signing before the window shuts Thursday. Todays Echo.

Glad i'm not into religion.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091119/twl-wild-child-10-tasered-over-bath-time-3fd0ae9.html

Quite attractive actually, now I understand why they do them. Off to the toilet I go.....

Thanks hun x

Here you go gorgeous. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KIqwTNm8ZA

Anyone got a link that works? Cheerski

\(- _ -)/ (o)-(o) || || _ _ Alas, bowdown before the bacon titted queen!

Looked in a mirror lately love?

I believe some Jews DO eat bacon, and then force themselves to puke it back up. Why? Because they love the taste.

Love bacon? Screen Bacon! http://bacolicio.us/http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/index.php Heartattack Bacon Drink.... my.... BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACON BACON

What do I think about this story ??? Well, it's certainly better written than what the Echo would have done. No spelling mistakes, correct punctuation. 9/10 I say.

Would he like some chips to go with that?

Oi you cheeky mothball tard I do think Longy's going to haunt us though

For hamsters cage.

Nice :cool: http://www.saintsrlfc.com/news/2176