Master Bates

Yep, leaves in the first one, army men in the second one.

Fail imo

Jim Branning catches her licking out Dot and chases her out the square.

Yeah, i'll go with fingering/w@nking

I thought Olga Kurylenko got killed in the latest one, covered in oil/gold?

She reminds me of the late Sarah Barnes (RIP) from Hollyoaks, who also kissed a girl and she liked it.

The fire is either this week or not week, so doesn't die by that. What odds can I get for a donkey punch?

Today I got turned on by a fit bird walking a doberman.

What a moving story. 3/5

What! i'm 26 ffs, she was in SBTB, SBTBTCY, and 90210, i've w@nked many a times. Screech is now a rebel p.s. You missed the 'Amber' bit from her name.

ok.

Whilst on the subject of liquids, this stuff is fingering fantastic.

I read the first 46 words and then the last 3 about tongues speaking.

There's just no middle, it's either too weak or too strong, stupid invention.

wrong thread

Just a rumour, they'll be in it for 2010.

Gutted

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk.

Do you know what, i'd say it was a fake.

swannymere

goolies.

What's that, Shrek 4's out now?

Family Fortunes "Name something you'd find in a school kids pencil case". Turns out saying 'my mobile number' wasn't a suitable answer.