Master Bates

I have no idea what frivvy means.

Todays NOTW "If Al Fahim was watching from his hospital bed, he might have had a relapse. There were 3 of his players, tossing away those expensive jerseys. And to think, it was losing their shirts that got Pompey into this mess in the first place. Yet Jamie O'Hara, Aaron Mokoena and Younes Kaboul simply flung their tops - used just once - into the crowd. To hell with the cost. Maybe Al Fahim will deduct it from their wages. Oops sorry, they haven't got any."

In football, if a player calls the ref to book a player on the opposite side, the player who asked gets booked for dissent (sic?). If I called for infractions, would I then in turn be the one infracted?

My parents might have been sick perverts but at least I wasn't teased about being a virgin at school.

I've been doing a rain dance in the hope of some carnage, but it isn't working

Eastmond, I ****ing love you, bring on Leeds at Old Trafford

Not a pikey. Badger tikka masala is also nice. http://www.squidoo.com/southernroadkillcooking http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/341991/cooking_road_kill_food_and_nutrition.html?cat=5

As per above, injured.

Hajto, Robertson, who's next?

First time i've clicked on this thread, thought it was a thread about a league table for the best defenders. Read about EDL this morning, I see the pro's, I see the con's. I for one won't be getting involved and it doesn't need to be brought to our family friendly club. Keep it away from football.

You've got to be kid-ding.

I have already shown her the error of her ways

Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown The Unofficial Saints album 1 The Unofficial Saints album 2

Just found out it's only shock. Apparently there's been a misprint on the documents he's signed. It should have read "I will PLAY for Pompey" and not "I will PAY for Pompey".

Just found out it's only shock. Apparently there's been a misprint on the documents he's signed. It should have read "I will PLAY for Pompey" and not "I will PAY for Pompey".

Wrong thread

Wearing a red cape and boots, here is Super St Lucy! http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4661381.Lucy___s_a_Wonderwoman_/

If only you were in Dubai, you could have made sure he died. (Fa[ke]him that is, not Crouch)

Is he dead yet?

Calling agent Leon Crouch (as if he would ha ha ha)

Yeah! PUT THE BALL IN THE NET, THE SAINTS ARE BETTER THAN YOU'RE EVR GONNA GET, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE, DON'T GET THE BLUES, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE TONIGHT, TO THE BOYS IN RED & WHITE. I WANNA BE, IN THAT NUMBER, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, OH WHEN THE SAINTS, GO MARCHING IN, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, I WANNA BE, IN THAT NUMBER, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, OH WHEN THE SAINTS, (OH WHEN THE SAINTS) GO MARCHING IN, (GO MARCHING IN), OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, I WANNA BE, IN THAT NUMBER, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, OH WHEN THE SAINTS, (OH WHEN THE SAINTS) GO MARCHING IN, (GO MARCHING IN), OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN, I WANNA BE, IN THAT NUMBER, OH WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN.

Anyone catch the Practice this morning? Bit wet i'd say.

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You missed the 'St' before Mary

Just heard that Pompey have advised fans travelling to home games to visit Pompey Dockyard and the famous old flagship. Apparently it's the only way they'll get to see a Victory this season.