Master Bates

My grandad said something similar once, he said "If Keegan ever plays for Southampton, I will eat my todger" I've never known him to go for a pee.

Too old for me, but as for her sister.....

Bradley Wright Phillips turned up for training yesterday, everyone did except: Saganowski & Morgan Schneiderlin (extended leave) Jason Euell & Wayne Thomas (on holiday). Chris Perry (needs rest at his age) Adam Lallana (Knee injury)

It's St Helens :mad:

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4438218.Plan_to_resurrect_nightclub/

Here's an outrageous rumour http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A53186268

I have, he's not as big as you'd think.

When it's been refurbished and re-opens, will it still be called Martine's or something different? I could find out the answer as it's a mate of a mate who's bought it, but that's too easy.

That's the only thing in the Echo today.

SAINTS captain Kelvin Davis will report back to the club despite almost being out of contract. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4437764.Time_is_running_out_for_Saints_to_keep_Davis/?ref=rss

Yeah most of them, just watched this one on BBC interactive, Spain v New Zealand on BBC 3 at 7:00pm, 7:30 KO. Monday Brazil v Egypt-BBC interactive, Italy v USA-BBC 3......... http://www.livesportontv.com/football/

By the way, that makes it about £16.52 a game, and if you paid £280 then that would make it £12.17 a game and not £12.50.

Out of interest, are you disabled hence why you only had to pay £280? I'm an adult in the Northam End who renewed during "March Madness" and paid £380. I know this as fact as I just went and checked my receipt.

The Farmer

Yeah not too bad a game.

Dr, Who?

Should be a very interesting game today, anyone ever seen them play each other before?

Official statement from the Skates Following misleading articles in today's press, Portsmouth FC would like to confirm that neither Dr Thaksin Shinawatra or his advisor Pairoj Piempongsat are involved in funding Dr Sulaiman al Fahim's bid to buy the club. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/?cms_id=78&qs_articleid=2572&qs_media=html

I see Nick Illingsworth is in the hard copy of the Echo speaking for me and the rest of the fans.

Anyone see the Echo today, Page 5 "£5,000 withdrawn with stolen card". The picture of the guy seems familiar..........

Too much time, haven't yanked off so much in ages

Don't know about anyone else, but i'm laughing

I'm sure people on here were talking about today being the day teams need to register themselves for the fixtures, otherwise down to Blue Square Prem? or did I dream it? Wouldn't be surprised if I did dream it tbf. Also, by the way, ART is opening up his house, which is nice of him, opening it as a cafe. Guess the recession forces us all to do daft stuff. ART's House

My hours have been halved due to the recession, I work 8am-10am and 3:15pm-5:25pm, although today all day. Todays Echo is mostly about fat people, with Mark Wotte warning 'his' players that if they fail the test, they'll have an extra week of training. Also mention "Saints are close to sorting out a friendly on Sat 25th July against another overseas team".