Master Bates

never

....making a huge LOWE OUT in the snow? I would, but alas i'm at work.

Only just got to work, a 20min journey has taken over an hour. Nice to see the UK is still prepared when it comes to snow.

Got up at 5am, made a cup of tea, made porridge which turned out like edible lumpy thick wallpaper paste type glue. 5:something, took the dog out in the snow, chucked snowballs at each other, I chased her, we fell over, we kissed etc. 6: something got in, showered and another cup of tea. In 8 mins, i'll be entering the chaos of......................GETTING TO WORK!

Yeah ok, at the end of the season. Southampton head coach Mark Wotte says that on loan winger Nathan Dyer will return to the South Coast when his loan spell at the Liberty Stadium ends. Dyer has been a big hit at Swansea since joining until the end of the season, scoring in the FA Cup giantkilling at Portsmouth and setting up Guillem Bauza in the midweek Preston win. http://www.rivals.net/news/pgarticle.aspx?artid=13698_4882559&id=79

Both

Backed up by the celebration after the first goal? I thought it was for Surman's baby, but now.....

Mark Wotte said it after yesterday's match. Wotte sees in him the same potential as Theo Walcott.

Hard luck Swansea, Mark Wotte to recall Nathan Dyer

That's in todays Echo, wtf????

Didn't your mum used to threaten you by saying, "Just wait until your father gets home."? With your dad saying, "Just wait until your mother goes out."?

I expect a "What shall I call my pussy" thread in the Lounge

I believe anything's possible.

I had a teacher called Mrs King in Heathfield Fisrt School Year 3 and then the year after in Heathfield Middle School I had a teacher called Mrs Baldwin. Both teachers would grab you by the neck or the arm quite hard and push you about or make you stand on the table if you were naughty. Towards the end of year 3 I tripped Mrs King up in the corridor and broke her ankle, I was a mini hero and my parents didn't find out til parents evening. Apart from that I was never hit at school by the teachers, no cane etc

You have a wet pussy?

Quoted for truth.

And bungle changes my mind for Sunday afternoon. Sunday afternoon: Karalius Cup: Widnes Vikings v St Helens

Tonight: Few drinks, may even have a couple of J's. Sat: Take the dog out, pub for opening, protest thing, watch Saints win 3-1, then Bedfords. Sun: Take the dog out, 9:25 watch The Championship, then Hollyoaks. Sun afternoon: Chill to a few dvds.

I wouldn't be her friend, just her f*ck buddy.

I don't have sex with beautiful women for two good reasons. 1. I can't 2. They generally won't

It was hypnotising.

But now he bats for the other side.

Andrew Strode Gibbons?

It's both ffs!