Master Bates

Back in the day when I was a paper boy, the only time they were on sale in the morning was Good Friday and Bank Holiday Mondays.

I remember when the world had money, and you could smoke in pubs.

It's always in the shops in London Road by 7:30am. I could pop over and buy a copy. Anyone else fancy coming out?

No, 7:30am

I will still renew, however, if the club ceases to exist then so shall I.

Don't even need the sound and it cracks me up

I have a small tv crying in the corner because he's not HD ready.

Did someone mention b-anter?

Saints have been approached by Colorado Rapids for Jason Euell.

Case of someone going to have to get over to Marchwood, unless Pilchards is already there? 2 strikers we've been linked with on here (TSW) from the Prem are Dos Santos and Welbeck.

No it doesn't. Don't forget we had Molami Bokoto playing for us the first time we played Hoddle's Academy who scored an over head but hasn't signed

The striker plus A N other trialist playing this afternoon v Glenn Hoddles Academy at Marchwood.

Looked at this again due to Draino76

Phil Scolari should buy us with the money he gets from Chelsea. To stick with the jokey theme, they should make: Family Fortunes: Josef Fritzl edition Football Manager: Luis Scolari edition

Looked at this again

Looking at this.

So yesterday afternoon I hear a bang, few minutes later sirens are blaring and a helicopter flying about, but I thought nothing of it. Then in the Echo today PART of Southampton city centre was sealed off this afternoon after a man was found shot in the head. A major police investigation was launched but police now believe that the man shot himself. Officers taped off the length of Rockstone Place after while major crime detectives and forensic officers moved in. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4115919.City_sealed_off_after_shooting/ Oo'er, bit close for comfort.

Sh*tty transfer window rules

Jonas Wallerstedt on loan?

Redundant type thing We're living in repetition. Content in the same old shtick again. Now the routine's turning to contention, Like a production line going over and over and over, roller coaster. Now I cannot speak, I lost my voice. I'm speechless and redundant. 'Cause I love you's not enough. I'm lost for words.

I'm looking for a new job

+1. They only mention that the fan was attacked and left with take away food, grazes, cuts & bruises over him due to the two players. Doesn't mention whether the fan had done anything to deserve it or not.

In todays Echo they have the story about David McGoldrick & Bradley Wright Phillips attacking a Saints fan outside the Giddy Bridge, oo'er

I see Saints players out on the lash almost every and all weekend, but then this is Sholing Saints i'm on about.

T'was terrible news, luckily it was the fake stuff and not the real real strong smelling loving stuff that makes you feel alive all over. Great weekend by the way, 9/10