Master Bates

Go on, get on yer bike!

You can bleed radiators with keys, and with a name like Draino it makes me wonder just what he was REALLY doing.................

Yep, I tried looking for good deals on dead female bodies too, very disappointed.

Ok, let's all dance now TECHNO VIKING RULZ!

What problems are these?

Change this to the official bangers and mash thread. Post yer favourite bangers and mash. For those that don't know, Sausage and mash is an English/Irish dish made of potato and sausages, the latter of which may be one of a variety of flavoured sausage made of pork or beef with apple or tomato seasoning; or a Lincolnshire, or Cumberland sausage. The dish is usually served with a rich onion gravy. Although sometimes stated that the term "bangers" has its origins in World War II, the term was actually in use at least as far back as 1919.[1] This dish may, even when cooked at home, be thought of as an example of pub grub - relatively quick and easy to make in large quantities as well as being tasty and satisfying. More up-market varieties, with exotic sausages, are sold in gastropubs, as well as less exotic alternatives being available in regular pubs. Along with eel pie the dish has particular iconic significance in traditional London working-class dishes.

I like peeing on your threads

It's pretty safe this week, some peeps were even laughing yesterday :shock:

Speaking of which, Michael Jackson's just announced that he is to release a new album. The follow-up to Off the Wall, Bad, Dangerous and Smooth Criminal is entitled Well I Did Warn You.

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3632

http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=3633

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1841494.ece

Don't pi5s on my fire

The Olympics!

Nice strike there.

Surely it's better than what Michael Jackson does, actually surely anything is.

Anyways enough of "The Bates & Landy Show", back on topic.............

When Tony the Tiger said it was. +1

That isn't sounding fair to me, I can rent Im no sinner out to you.

You mean they can read :shock: I thought they just sat around all day eating food, hey! now wait one god damn minute, are you American?

Yeah but then aren't most things? christ, if I had done that the list would be endless.

Can you make it so it's only free to those who paid the £5 subscription fee?

Calm down fella, go get a cigar and smoke like a chimney as usual.

Sailing - Sitting on ones butt whilst the wind blows them around in a circle. It's not as though you have to change the rigging, rudder and dagger or centre board, you don't have to manage the force of the wind on the sails in order to change the direction and speed of the boat. It's not as though you need to master the skill that requires experience in varying wind and sea conditions, as well as knowledge concerning sailboats.