Master Bates

Does she spread her legs and flap away?

Can you touch the sky?

Then lets name this, The official Random comments thread. If aids was a flavour, it would be vegemite.

But isn't men wearing make up gay?

Where were you when they built the Ladder to Heaven? Did it make you feel like crying? Or did you think it was kinda gay? Well I for one believe in the Ladder to Heaven Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11 I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11 Where were you When they ran out of stuff to build the Ladder to Heaven? Where were you When they saved that Ladder to Heaven? Where were you When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea And couldn't, you couldn't really...get there? You little b@stards ruined my latest song!!

I'm not afraid of dying itself, I mean, what's the point of being afraid of something inevitable? The only thing I'm afraid of is not being able to see how humanity progresses, will we ever be able to visit other galaxies? Will there ever be laser guns? I will never know, because i'll be dead. :rip:

Not too excessively no, am I the only one who cleans up there?

I have one of those multiple setting shower nozzles. One of the settings is a traditional shower, another one shoots out these cumshot like bursts of water and another is like this ultra high powered beam of water. Sometimes to clean my ass I turn on the really powerful beam, bend over, and let it shoot up inside my ass. I find that nothing cleans it better than this. Is this gay?

I resigned hence the show got shelved. HTH

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My hamster died today.......silly bastard fell asleep at the wheel!! __________ Why should you put sellotape around a hamster? It stops it splitting when you **** it!! _________ What's the difference between a cow and a hamster? A cow survives branding. ________ What's brown and comes out of my arse most mornings? My hamster.

Would be great if you could get pig shaped bacon.

Agreed, brown crispy bacon topped with a sprinkling of weed is the don.

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It wasn't a bad attack, a soft one.

Ah, thought you may have known someone I knew then.

Did you call her chinny because she got attacked in the Polygon area, hurt her chin and had it glued?

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Yeah I forgot, Sunday 5:30am Grand Prix

What are the omelettes like?

You mean someone broke your mask and now you have to walk around as your true grotesque self?

You not seen the LSE yet?