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Master Bates

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  1. Just had a spoonful of spag bol, i'm full up for the day.
  2. Ah, no they don't.
  3. No excuse, there's plenty of people on benefits at the stadium.
  4. A finger of kit kat Dairylea dunkers Crisps Pepperami Crisps
  5. the time is right..... about time Going For Gold is coming back. Legendary host Henry Kelly, 62, is NOT returning — but the famously catchy theme tune will be safely in place. Newsreader John Suchet is to front the new weekday Channel Five series, which originally ran from 1987 to 1996 on BBC1. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1757274.ece
  6. Wait about 7:30pm then highlights/goals should be found here until the next edition of South Today http://www.bbc.co.uk/southtoday/latest_stories/index.shtml Click on South Today See the latest programme in full. Then fast forward to about 20mins. As I say not yet though cause it's still yesterdays episode.
  7. I went last night, bumped in to me future father in law and bounced straight back off. Was a good game imo, Davis is having a blast!
  8. I've missed my spot, 8/10, I can say this Saturday evening looks interesting though.
  9. ok ok ok and I hate your avatar
  10. What you said
  11. Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:
  12. Joe Kinnear :lol: :lol:
  13. Neither, I sing along with f**k off pompey, pompey f**k off. I do the same when ever I hear the clock chimes at the Civic Centre.
  14. I can't, i'm a gentleman.
  15. I've had a Rule 1 pm'd to me.
  16. I done that once and ended up having to fellate with my Area Manager called Caroline, she was annoying.
  17. Ponty's F1, he can go 250mph no arguement.
  18. You all need to toke some weed and relax.
  19. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
  20. Yes to church and at the time it was the Number 13 upstairs at the back of the bus.
  21. A very nice one to, so the ladys say anyways.
  22. 1) My dog 2) Weed 3) Alcohol 4) sometimes me
  23. I don't know about that, quit my job, go on benefits and that'll give me the whole day everyday for the rest of my life.
  24. 3 weirdest places i've had a w@nk are A Church Back of a bus Yeah
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