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Master Bates

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  1. Bye C**tchops
  2. Asian chicks are hawt full stop.
  3. F**king c*nts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! work are motherf**kin asshole c*nts, one of the Polish has just come in to work and gave everyone a bottle of Whiskey except me, i'm the f**ker who put him in the job in the first place, no more!
  4. I saw this obese woman in our local cafe. She had so many double chins, she looked like she was staring at me over a pile of pancakes. __________ I think I have become addicted to speed. Not to worry, it means theres only one more sleep until Christmas. _________ I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a ****ing paedophile.
  5. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just visit this thread here at the bottom http://saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=71&page=4 ha ha, I said bottom
  6. But it won't be BWP seeing as he's travelling with us
  7. Yes
  8. Nooooo, Wright Phillips scores 23 goals for us in the second half on this season.
  9. I had beer insteadski and just done a pack of Walkers, it said WOW!
  10. I know what you mean it's ****ing **** b*****d **** **** ***** b*****d **** **** mobile hey? Why isn't b*stard filtered? As I say, what a **** filter
  11. Shay Lauren, she does videos
  12. That's f**king amazing, I tipped it
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  14. Same as the others, it's a face, but winking.
  15. Today in have eaten (in eated order): 2 dead fly biscuits Cooked breakfast For lunch i'll either have tomato & pasta soup or beer. Later I plan to eat some crisps.
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