Master Bates

I always curse it when I predict a win, so 4 0 Norwich....

2days late but still.... KID IN A SWEET SHOP, JUST A KID IN A SWEET SHOP, KID IN A SWEEEEEET SHOOOOOP, JUST A KID IN A SWEEEET SHOP

So we're signing an Argentinean?

I had a dream....... I would say a wet dream, the missus rolled over and that's how we conceived but oh no. Let's go. I had a dream, Southampton were cruising and there was a beam, Dreizdeli our new striker had scored 23, In just 11 games, he was pretty mean. We got to Wembley and won the FA Cup, Won the Championship and went back up, 101 points and 98 goals, We are Southampton, we'll never grow old.

Where you getting £100m from? Bit Coin or Monopoly? No edits were needed in this transaction.

We can't afford that you freaking idiot. Go stand in the mirror and slap yourself.

Uh????? https://www.hammers.news/transfer-news/david-sullivan-confidant-shares-big-james-ward-prowse-twist-with-claims-that-scott-mctominay-to-west-ham-transfer-is-back-on/

Cliff Richard - Mistletoe and Wine A Pomponian's a Skate, the shadow awaits, The old is past, there's no new beginnings, Dreams of living, beyond twenty one, Oh poor old Pompey, you've come undone. It's Christmas time, Valium and wine, Kids indulging in petty crime, Dad's on the crack, And my mum's off her tree, Christmas is great, When you come from Pompeeey. (Circa 1999) Fair enough, I'll order a taxi.

Green Day There is a house, in Southampton, They call it St Mary's, Stand alone, many a poor fan, And God, I know, I'm one. I cried to my daddy on the telephone how long now, Til the Saints go up and Skates go down like normal. But he shadow still remains since relegation, relegation, THE SAINTS ARE COMING, THE SAINTS ARE COMING.... (Circa 2005)

American Pie - Don Mclean Long long time ago, How I still remember, How that Southampton team would make me smile, I knew if we have a chance, We'd get to see Papa Waigo dance, That made us happy, for a while, Matt Le Tiss would make players quiver, Rickie Lambert would always deliver, The Dell was always on our doorstep, Now St Mary's, what a side step. And I remember how I cried, The day I heard Markus Liebherr died, It touched us all, deep inside, A Saint until he died. So bye bye, we got it over the line, Ings got the ball from Ward-Prowse after it went up high, The good ole fans sang when it went over the line, Singing we are Southampton til we die, We are Southampton til we diiiiieeeee Do yooou remember how we sang, When we destroyed Pompey 4 0 at their lane.... (Circa Tues 8th Aug 2023)

First question: You have the following made from original songs: Pompey is full of Pikeys - Using a track from Benny Benassi Dry Your Eyes Skate - The Streets Yellow - Coldplay Shoot The Pompey Scum - Robbie Williams Rudi Skacel Song - Kaiser Cheifs Alan Ball - Oasis Are there any others? Second question, I have writers block on the following 3 posts if anyone has any imagination?

Poor amount. Like a flower bending in the breeze Bend with me, sway with ease When we dance, you have a way with me Stay with me, sway with me *Edit You don't actually have a way with me 😳

But he only got a high five of goals in 29 league games. Unless he scored 5 a game in cup games? How many assists did he get? That may sway me. When marimba rhythms start to playDance with me, make me swayLike a lazy ocean hugs the shoreHold me close, sway me more

Only by 9 years. Has it happened yet?

17 goals in 78 games, go for it 5 first team goals in 29. Should get 9 in 46 games surely.

Right back

I didn't know if we did or not, I'm getting lost

Chelsea Lavia bid rejected

Chelsea Lavia bid not accepted yet

Yeah I forgot about Downes....

Grimes probably

I say why not, give it ago in the next cup match........

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How old is Guly?

But it's happened