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*MLG Pedant Alert* The League Cup 2nd Round is seeded, so we won't draw any Premier League teams, and Man Utd will enter in the 3rd round

STOP REPLYING TO HIM Please

55th most valuable player in the world, worth €60.2M apparently, or £53.3M to the rest of us. http://www.football-observatory.com/IMG/sites/b5wp/2016/192/en/

Tuchel and the new kit to be revealed at the same time. Photoshopped in though, cos we know VVD has already modelled it.

First game of the season: Huddersfield away. Boxing day: Chelsea away. 28th December: Watford at home. Easter Weekend: Brighton away. Last game: Everton home. FA Cup third round: Man City at home. League Cup second round: Skates at home.

Why did Bianca write that facebook review then?

Looks like I was wrong then. What an utter idiot. And what is worse is that this Rissy is definitely a downgrade on Bianca.

All Labour have to do is hold their vote. Normally, getting 40% of the vote = a landslide. The longer the Conservatives remain in power, the more unpopular they will get. Especially if they associate themselves with the DUP, which will turn off moderate voters in their droves. They only need to go down in the next vote to the high/mid 30s and they're toast.

I don't want to do an 'MLG' on you, but is it not to gauge interest?

Their MP backed Brexit, it's a Remain voting area. Extraordinary result though. It's the country's wealthiest seat.

Porky Penny got re-elected

Labour win in Canterbury too, where I went to uni. That is an astonishing result if true.

Portsmouth South goes red. Their mayor won't be happy with that

Vince Cable wins back his seat

You'd have thought the Conservatives in Sheffield Hallam would've voted for Clegg tactically to stop Labour from winning it

Tim Farron hanging on, ahead by just 400 votes. Recount there but looks like he'll just scrape it.

This is a disaster for the Brexit negotiations. Juncker and co will be popping the champagne

Boris to be next PM odds has gone down substantially. Was 100/1, it's much lower now

Adam Blackmore‏ @AdamBlackmore #saintsfc talks with Lander Sports ongoing to my knowledge & not completed, as some on Twitter may have fans thinking....

The only prediction I'm making is that there will be riots from those Momentum idiots come Friday. 100% guaranteed.

They could try a minority but most likely there would be a vote of no confidence. So, in October probably, there'd be another election...

Janekx89‏ @janekx89 Follow More ��Lech Poznań ma kolejną poważną ofertę z @SouthamptonFC za Jana Bednarka, może paść nowy rekord sumy odstępnego transferu z ES-y (5.25mln €) My Polish isn't brilliant, but we've made a €5.25 offer for Jana Bednarka, who is a 21 year old centre back.

From what I heard from Portugal, it seems like we've dodged a bullet.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/07/liverpool-end-virgil-van-dijk-interest-andapologise-southampton/ Jeremy Wilson article

Those other clubs must be the other top 6 clubs, and Everton as well no doubt.