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Resdlo's post deconstructed beautifully the troll's argument that even he is lost for words and hasn't replied.

I quite like it actually. A bit different. What does our fashion expert Turkish think though?

We played some turgid stuff under Pochettino too. The loss at home to QPR (Redknapp's first visit back to SMS) and the defeat at home to an already relegated Cardiff spring to mind. And I don't think Puel went on a run of not winning as Koeman did at the end of 2015.

The same people complaining that Les Reed wasn't saying anything are now complaining that he is 'lying'

JWP causing huge problems with his set-piece delivery

I imagine the work permit issue probably put us off.

AR-10, nobody is ever going to believe you. At least try and put some effort into trolling.

Not by Liverpool it won't be. Lol. You can't afford our asking price. Only the elite English clubs or those from abroad will be able to cough up the required money.

Lol, Millwall is a bigger draw for players than lowly Portsmouth. How embarrassing

All over twitter that he is having a medical tomorrow, £5.27M plus £1.75M in bonuses. Looks like he'll be our first summer signing.

Pellegrino's coaches have been with him at every club he's been at, so they'll move from Alavés to here.

I never said he wasn't in the city. I said he hasn't been anywhere near the club. We are not going to be after a failed former Portsmouth manager.

Tony Adams is trying to buy Sunderland, so relax guys. He hasn't been anywhere near the club.

So when does the 18-19 kit thread get started?

How about we sing this Pellegrino instead of Jermain Defoe The complicated ones with lots of nice lyrics in are cool but we have to consider what the Northam can actually do. Lots of fast pace clapping as well, so it fits in nicely with the capabilities of the Northam.

If we win and do well, he'll have nothing to troll about. He's only happy when we lose. Sad!

Vallejo was already at Alavés, I'm not sure Pellegrino has worked with the same GK coach at every club. Perhaps though this guy is so good that MP will want to bring him in too.

No news yet, but there are three guys with whom he has worked at many of his clubs before, so it seems likely that they'll come with him. Unless they don't fancy the English weather.

None of them have English wikipedia articles so I had to rely on my A-Level Spanish knowledge and Google Translate.

No. But I have done some digging. His assistant at Alavés was another Argentine called Carlos Compagnucci, who has worked with Pellegrino at his previous three clubs, so I'd imagine he'd be one of them. And there was another called Xavier Tamarit, who also worked with him at Estudiantes, Independiente and Alavés. He also worked with a Fitness Coach called Gabriel Macaya Fernández he's been with Pellegrino at every club he has managed.

I still haven't got over Adkins leaving in all honesty. I don't think I ever will

Pellegrino woooahh Pellegrino woooahh He comes from Alavés He fecking hates the skates

No mention of how we have the most passionate fans in England? Pellegrino OUT

Black was rumoured to be part of the problem regarding players' animosity.

So presumably, the "surprising news" would be Tuchel changing his mind over only wanting to manage a top 4 team.