whelk

Great day, some great pubs, great result obviously and pleasantly even the train back wasn’t full of twats

Away to Arsenal - another big away day supported by thousands. Or Chelsea or WestHam/Brentford. Man City will get Port Vale at home

Thick as shit people don’t tend to study at Harvard

Makes me feel better, mine was £31.99😀

Egg and hypo

Actually think better if you and Nic. Problem for producers is SOG and nearly anyone works

Lovely seeing Oxford hit a bit of form. Thought it was them Sheff Wed and one other but as it stands above Leicester and WBA

Anyone watching? Thought I’d give it a go as Jonathan Ross was promoting it. Probably in better taste than Tamesaint’s lighthearted attempt but which Saintweb pairings would be the most entertaining? Turkish and suewhistle LD and SOG GM and Gloucester Ralph and Farmer

I think it would work better if you said like Katie Hopkins’s snatch

Should put them in army barracks until we can clear them as net contributors to the UK economy. Non tax paying influencers funded by UAE spin team not welcome

Sounds like a diversity non-job

Is there a fetish of yours that you want to confess?

Are you ever going to fuck off? Are you now out of your maudlin self pity phase desperate to be missed?

Ironic from the fella who thinks he’s got a hilarious name for Russel Martin and persists with it oblivious that everyone thinks he’s a twat

Telling how all the right are fawning sycophants to one of the biggest cunts in history.