whelk

I thought it was just me and the missus that fantasised about being so rich you food shopped at M & S

hope it has a glass player tunnel so you can eat your truffles while watching the players play with themselves?

Quite funny how many sad sacks see themselves as the forum cool kids.

Lol

The pious BBC news piece about cricket recovering from the shame. Will it’s reputation recover? Fck me Stokes seems a hard bastard if he sparked two people out cold. Surprised he wasn’t done though

Or even driving over whilst thinking about somebody else’s business.

For the record I have bottled cider - Somersby I think and nothing t9 write home about. There are 6 of us so one leaves early to avoid queues. Rest leave at whistle and turn up to beer. So I may miss 15 to 20 mins assuming I get them in 3 or 4 times a season. I don’t get why people would queue either because obviously you need time to drink it so no point getting served minutes before the second half.

Incontinence pants save loads of time

I can just imagine LD and his real ale bores bemoaning the lack of ‘Monk’s Foreskin’ everywhere they go. Probably doing monty python impersonations as they mock all the lager drinkers.

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It clearly bothers you a lot. Is this going to be the final nail.....last year of buying a ST as football is no longer viewed by purists and some even oddly want a beer with their mates?

Exactly and even worse that they took time to communicate that they were going to improve it yet anecdotally it seems it was worse than ever yesterday.

Quicker service as seen in other grounds. Look at what is offer at Rose Bowl -it doesn’t have to be Carlsberg or fck all. Love how the flask and sandwich brigade mock someone who wants a half time pint.

Tadic totally anonymous today

Ashley fcking Barnes. What a wnker

Comical how the cannot cater to masses. We send one of our group out early - sacrilege I know but saw many queuing in Kingsland as player come out for 2nd half, can they not just mimic a successful operation elsewhere? Hardly need an MBA to resolve something so fcking simple. They listened though!

Agree and expert ex-ref Peter Walton on BT agreed it was a red. Fcking ridiculous IMO. But it is Everton so funny

Back the big six to win and new boys to lose and you’d have had a good day so far

I’ll take one place below City all day long

I hate number 9s. Too many Geordie associations

Retract

Not a bad goal this.....

Can see Spurs murdering them today,

Looks like we are moving up a place in the table tonight,

Sanchez such a surly fcker. No joy there after Shaw scored. Selfish cnt and most Arsenal players couldn’t stand him by all accounts,