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So that is the barometer now? Hope to pick up a future international forward for £1m otherwise keep the cash.

Or he could score goals like he did against Villa and be the difference when we need it. Why stop there? Free hotdogs for all instead of buying Forster?

Surely you should be lobbying for CB Fry? Assume there must be a selfie or the like of him in red and white?

And I just answered it!

Would you rather we didn't have him as an option and had a transfer profit of £42m? Clearly overpriced but we needed options

http://georgeweahscousin.com/2014/09/02/on-the-mane-sadio-is-a-saint/

My you are one boring bastard. Why not start a we're doomed thread?

FFS why does every post like this get some miserable sod posting that it is daft. So you have no opinion on what may be a good signing until you have seen then play? No way signing Messi would excite me until I could make a judgement in May cos I'm in control of my emotions me.

Are you saying it's not true that I will only be able to buy halal meat at Tescos and that immigrants despite being behind me in the queue won't get served first?

Best business was Koeman and standing firm with Schneiderlin. Worst was Chambers. Think we are stronger now but always get optimistic about exotic foreigners and TBH had never heard of Mane or Gardos.

Hacked!

He will hate Hull

And rightfully so. Does he have any kids? If so I wonder what gloomy picture he paints of their futures as seems incapable of being content or optimistic.

Motson still not understanding offside rule. He should have hung his mic up 5 years ago. He just can't follow the game. Shocking MOTD edit as well

And we lost 12 players. Top research Phil

Hope we have a decent stock of our vacuum cleaners that get the bed mites out of the hotels. EU are taking away our unfair advantage over our more complacent opposition.

Totally agree. Loans are ridiculous these days. Chelsea 27 players out on loan and using strategically to increase value and compete only against their opposition. eg Lukaku Player like him and Courtois probably wouldn't sign knowing they wouldn't get games but irrelevant as can get the payday and end upped loaned to CL winners.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/15205/9444182/paul-mersons-premier-league-predictions-week-three In comparison good old Lawro http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28968148 Great effort by Sarah Harding

QPR sign Jack Robinson from Liverpool and load him straightaway to Huddersfield. Odd and not a usual Redknapp type deal.

Annoyed for Clyne but pleased for Chambers.

Forster?

Yes refreshing and everyone should get behind him. Anyone that doesn't is a pr1ck.

Commentator worse than some of the cvnts on here banging on about Pelle.

No Carlsberg is the worst. Or maybe that is just the Wetherspoons end of life stuff. How come our official bookie William Hill wasnt in place. Still Sporting Bet who go ome at half-time. Would have thought being official partner meant at very least you got the betting custom.

It's how it starts. Next there'll be taking away our curtains, pavements, nappies and taps. And our 'u's. Beware