Saint-Armstrong

Saints are ball #12, by the way.

Four Accrington fans went down to Pompey for their League Two game today, but the game was called off due a waterlogged pitch. James Beattie heard about these fans on Twitter, and has bought them all tickets to Saints vs Burnley instead, so they have something to do.

I mean European Competition, not interview. No idea what went on there.

If you're 9th in the Premier League, and you're asked in an interview what your aim is - what are you meant to say? "Mid-table mediocrity?" Next step up from 9th in the grand scheme of things is European interview. Fair play to Jay.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2532710/Mark-Clattenburg-investigated-Southampton-accuse-referee-abusing-Adam-Lallana.html

Second half goals from Torres, Willian and Oscar win the game for Chelsea. Still 9th. Burnley up next in the FA Cup. Thoughts...?

Why don't you create one from a tweet?

OUT = 6th IN = N/A

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/west-ham-eyeing-rickie-lambert-2975801#.UsNGed5GHxk.twitter So... if all true - £8m - yay or nay?

Kate Middleton's gynaecologist knighted. Tory activists and those who donate have been given OBEs - shock. http://news.sky.com/story/1188665/new-years-honours-women-overtake-men http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/dec/30/new-year-honours-2014-the-full-list

It definitely didn't read like that before I sent it off to be edited by the sub-editor. (Yes, that's it, blame the subbie.. ) On a serious note, I didn't write it like that. I said that Lambert had secured lifelong fame.

http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2013/12/30/ca-5-new-years-resolutions-for-pochettino-and-southampton-xmas-f/ I was asked to write five New Years' Resolutions for HereIsTheCity as a feature, so here's my attempt at it. I spoke to a few Saints fans about what they wanted to see to make sure what I was saying was pretty much in line and reflective of the views of Southampton supporters, without being wide of the mark. I'd like to think that I've called it about right, but feel free to let me know whether you do or do not agree. Obviously though, it can't be the main five for everyone. So, what do you hope to see from SFC in 2014 - and what do you believe the club should be targeting or achieving? Thanks - and your views on what I put are appreciated! SA

Seems to be a few Saints in. OWTS already sung, and "we've got Le Tissier!" Just shown MLT with a sign that reads "I'm not Phil Tufnell!"

Reading people who seem to be regarded as ITK and on a couple of Reading-dedicated sites.

Being said that Billy Sharp will join Reading on a permanent basis by the end of next week for a fee in the region of £1m.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/manchester-united-transfer-news-adam-2964994?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed

She's nuts. Dani was making his own furniture the other day too. They're a fun couple I guess.

The next in the series, inspired by Majestic Channon.... Arctic Monkeys - turd or word?

In answer to the OP, I've just read that Michael Wilde is trying to buy Tranmere Rovers.

Wow... he's big time now.

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Disappointed in Rickie, in all honesty. He's not exactly on a soapbox from which to criticise others after his own start to the season. Jos has been terrible, but I don't want to see that on the field, nor do I want to see Fox and Hooiveld bickering again. Annoys me more than any loss.

Gazzaniga's record - 2013/14 season: Shots on Target: 16 Goals Conceded: 10

Malky Mackay has just contacted the press and called an unexpected press conference for 1pm.