Lighthouse

Square it FFS!

It’s looking quite worrying.

Why is that in quotation marks? He literally is our fourth choice keeper.

Ramsdale and Bazunu, yes. Another example of people not caring about a keeper’s distribution, until a keeper has bad distribution.

Fourth choice keeper…

No complaints from me (foul wise) Lumley nowhere near that. Goal Saints!

The Man Utd 9-0 bench was: Fraser Forster Harry Lewis Kegs Chaulke Will Ferry Ryan Finnegan Nathan Redmond Allan Tchaptchet Caleb Watts Dan N’Lundulu Gueh!

Wood's positioning is fairly bad, in fairness.

Does anyone remember an episode of Red Dwarf where Rimmer finds a three million year old letter informing him his father was dead. He said something like, "obviously I've always known it would be true, but seeing it actually written like that just hits you." That, basically.

I overtook a coach with VAFC branding heading down the M3 earlier today. Anybody have a clue what that's all about?

We're making adult films to help subsidise PSR. HTH.

Cortese did a lot right for us but his downfall ultimately was overspending on vanity projects, like Osvaldo and the training ground. Having said that, the training ground is actually decent and he ‘only’ overspent by what we’ve since wasted on Orsic and Wood.

I think there's been a misunderstanding here, he's talking about Gabriel Jesus.

Why can't we just leave Gregg alone and remember him for his music?!

Looks like the Skates have been nicking copper wire from Rotherham.

Our players dream of being mediocre.

Nope. There are over 100 clubs who’ve been in and out of the football league over the past few decades. All of them, with the exception of the six, have had to play outside of the PL for some period of time. If a club our size can’t financially cope with relegation then something, somewhere has gone badly wrong. As much as I dislike Lowe, that was not on his watch.

He’s the (main) reason we went down, not the reason we went into administration.

Nothing to do with that mentality put us into administration. That happened because after two unsuccessful promotion attempts we should have sold our expensive players and started again. Instead we went out and bought a load more expensive, older players on big wages. That summer of 2007 was an absolute sh*t show. The whole inferiority complex about how only small minded Southampton fans are happy just to be in the premier league and how it’s such a great honour to sell our best players to the big teams is complete nonsense too. I know Turkish is only posting it for a wind up but weirdly, a whole bunch of people seem to be taking it seriously. Our league performance roughly corresponds to our fan base catchment area, same as 95% of the football league system.

A few decent, local games in there. Man City - Salford Liverpool - Accrington Leeds - Harrogate

Winnable home game, hopefully decent ticket prices.

Arsenal vs Man Utd 😂😂

First out - Swansea at home.

I'd say having to sit and listen to Vic Reeves every week.

I’m sure we’ve been drawn away to Palace at some point in about 5 of the last 10 seasons, might as well get that out the way.