Lighthouse

But you want to lose games so we can finish in the playoffs, instead of another boring second place. Surely someone this useless is your favourite player.

Tick a f**kin’ boo son!

Hard to say from the replay but I reckon their keeper could have been sent off for a studs up challenge on his own defender. 😆

They’re down to er… eleven men.

Looks much better than Tuesday so far.

You don’t seem to know the difference between defending someone and understanding their motivation.

How many times does it need saying that Hamas hate Israel just for existing, so the latter has effectively nothing to lose. Talk about the war crimes and the civilian casualties all you want but this idea that it’s actually in Israel’s best interests to leave Gaza alone is bogus.

I believe they had a Royal Rumble, which was won by Klaus Schwab.

When all this is over, there're going to be some cracking scuba diving trips in the Black Sea.

What’s the world coming to when you can’t even trust the medical advice of a retired footballer, being paid to flog Haribo stuffed with weed.

Sulemana has never been anything other than f**king useless for us. Our record signing and we look a far better Championship team when he’s injured. If someone offers half what we paid, next summer, I’d bite their hand off. £22m Danny N’Guessan.

At least our scoring run hasn’t ended tonight, that’s still going.

It's not quite time for the slutty nuns but we definitely need to find another gear.

*Anal mode activate* I believe you mean, 'is the prelude to', precludes would imply the oposite.

Definitely missing Downes here.

You say it’s not about the gloating, then follow it up with something that’s literally gloating. All I care about is promotion, the more games we win and the more comfortable it is the better. If someone offered me 8 points clear of Leeds on the last day, with f**k all to play for, or a guaranteed playoff victory, I’d take the former all day long. I couldn’t give a rats arse about a trophy for winning a 3rd to 6th playoff. It just means you were too s**t to break the top two and had to do it the hard way.

But why? The playoff final is just a mini competition from 3rd to 6th. The team that finishes second is inarguably better than all of them, regardless of who wins. I don't remember any West Ham fans gloating after winning the playoff in 2012, nor do I remember a sombre silence inside St Mary's when Jos Hooiveld knocked in a goal against Coventry.

Good f**king gravy. Wow.

I think they simply fell foul of the golden rule of the Premier League; Everton can’t ever get relegated, ever.

Surely nobody would rather be in the playoffs than finish second.

It’s hard to tell on the internet but I’m pretty sure he’s being sarcastic.

There's nothing really to be gained (other than pride) by catching Leicester and absolutely everything to be gained by putting daylight between us and Leeds. I'll be 100% rooting for the Foxes when they go head to head.

What am I not understanding here, 15 IS double figures?

Vicky Pollard has won the ‘Miss Bristol’ pageant for the last 21 years, consecutive.

I’m pretty sure that Sunderland game was only 3-0 at HT. Spurs away under Ralph, when we won 3-2.