Lighthouse

Surely that’s a red if it’s not a pen.

The coverage tonight is brilliant, I can barely hear Hinchcliffe.

Ben McD confirmed as back for the Blast. Good news IMO, like him as an opener. Hopefully this year we'll have a bit more in the middle order, if Orr replaces Whiteley.

Not the brightest idea on a runway the length of a bowling alley.

Slight tangent, who’s old enough to remember this?

This seems to be the go to quote for any player over 35 who’s not a violent sex offender. I’ve no idea what it means or what he’s supposed to add to the squad. Anyway, Bertrand is crocked and would be worse than Manning if he ever got on the pitch.

Does anyone of a Police/traffic persuasion know why they’d close 9-7 westbound for an accident near junction 5? 7-5 is still closed because of an unsafe gantry but the rest doesn’t seem to make much sense.

I really want some creamed scones now.

David Norris. I felt my soul leave my body.

So in the space of one, single defeat you’ve gone from wanting Leeds to win, so we can catch a team 11 points above us, to, "it’s all over, we can’t possibly catch a team 2 points above us."

Alcaraz was poor all season and never looked suited anywhere in this team. We’ve got plenty of CM talent, we just need to find the right combination.

I think we need to give our boys some McVities Gold Bars at HT.

He’s supposed to be on the bench, he’s just out of position.

The song, or actually shoving Mini Cheddars up your arse?

Surely just, “you can stick your Mini Cheddars up your arse!”

It would have been a completely different game, you can’t just say we’d have definitely won, it’s nonsense. Fonte and Virgil played together under Puel in defeats against United, Chelsea, Arsenal and even the mighty Hull City, amongst several others. They were by no means infallible.

If you need the best defender in the world in order to keep your job then you probably aren’t a very good manager. More to the point, we played United earlier in the season, with Fonte and Virgil, and lost very comfortably 2-0. I’ve no idea where this idea of being ‘certain’ we’d have won the Cup comes from but it isn’t true and even with those two defenders, United would have been massive favourites. Whoever our manager was would’ve needed to cope with life after VvD/JF so if Puel couldn’t handle that then there was no point in keeping him.

Third behind Comet for me, although TBH I’m in no position to say no to any of them, even the original cast from 1992.

Perhaps they mean tonight.

The only ‘advice’ I want from him is Diamond’s phone number.

Nobody is stopping you dreaming. Dream of winning the league, beating Liverpool and winning the double if you want, it's no skin off my nose. There's a world of difference between optimism and wanting our closest rivals to win; actively hoping to compromise our chance of promotion, for a very remote shot at a title which is ultimately meaningless and symbolic.

It’s going to be the first season since 1436 that Bayern don’t win anything. If he became an undertaker, people would stop dying.

What definition of ‘The Championship’ are they using? Since 1992, since it was renamed from ‘Division 1’ or something else?

Five conceded in three consecutive home games for the Blades. Good effort.

Cant lose 5-0 if you’re not on the pitch. Always thinking three moves ahead is Mason.