Lighthouse

It’s hard to say as Leeds have been so pedestrian. I’m sure a better performance would have punished us more.

Cracking half. Alcaraz needs to come off though, he’s not doing much other than look like getting sent off.

What a ball that is from Baz to KWP.

Why? A couple of players including Smallbone and Alcaraz look determined to go for an early bath together. No need for it when you’re 3-0 up.

And we’ve still got Holgate on the bench And we’ve still got Holgate on the bench ….

F**k me, what the hell!?

No sooner have I said it he makes a perfectly times run and pulls it back for Smallbone to score.

Same as always, lots of running with his head down.

We need to mark Somerville better, don’t leave him this way.

Stupid yellow for Smallbone after a Sully does his Walcott impression.

Belting free kick from Somerville, no keeping them out.

Kaboosh!

Right, let’s see how much of this I can stomach before turning over to watch golf. I’m betting 23 minutes.

We can call it ‘Kelvin and Perry Go Large’.

The poll was deleted accidentally, so apologies for that. On the other hand a poll asking if you want the manager sacked, immediately after a fourth successive defeat, is quite clearly only going to go massively in one direction, to the point that there’s very little point in having it.

Four wickets polished off in half an hour for a pretty comfortable win, although I doubt Surrey had any intention of plugging away at a steady 2/3 rpo to try and win that. Probably more interested in getting away before the traffic on the M3. You have to say that's another excellent season all things considered, even if we were never really in the CC fight.

You’ve been bleating endlessly since 2016 about how the club couldn’t wait to sell Mané to Liverpool asap, and that if we’d waited a bit longer for a bidding war, we’d have made much more money. I wouldn’t chirp too loudly.

I think filming 41:40 may have had a lasting effect on him.

Best know for Potter more recently but I laughed my tits off all the way through Ali G in da House. A distinguished career for a man who even had a corner named after him on Top Gear.

I've always wanted to look like a puddle on a petrol station forecourt.

Why the emoji, were you hoping he’d be sh*t?

Don’t forget the bloke who kept pestering him with DMs on Instagram and got a couple of vague emojis in response. Fonte is the past, the best part of a decade since his prime, the only reason someone brought this up is desperation. The club are currently promoting an evening with Marian Pahars, we might as well get him back too, the way we’re playing.

Definitely a red ball batter light, the retained list could be interesting. Personally I’d have question marks next to Crane, Organ, Whiteley, Brown, Wheal and, given Turner’s emergence, possibly Wood.

In more iumportant news, I think we've found another fitty, and I'm not talking about Nathan Redmond on the right. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66923824

I’ve just checked and you’re right, five in a row. The last one being that trip to Bramall Lane in the Cup. Despite several injuries to key players, including Tadic, Mané was an unused sub.