Lighthouse

When all this is over, there're going to be some cracking scuba diving trips in the Black Sea.

What’s the world coming to when you can’t even trust the medical advice of a retired footballer, being paid to flog Haribo stuffed with weed.

Sulemana has never been anything other than f**king useless for us. Our record signing and we look a far better Championship team when he’s injured. If someone offers half what we paid, next summer, I’d bite their hand off. £22m Danny N’Guessan.

At least our scoring run hasn’t ended tonight, that’s still going.

It's not quite time for the slutty nuns but we definitely need to find another gear.

*Anal mode activate* I believe you mean, 'is the prelude to', precludes would imply the oposite.

Definitely missing Downes here.

You say it’s not about the gloating, then follow it up with something that’s literally gloating. All I care about is promotion, the more games we win and the more comfortable it is the better. If someone offered me 8 points clear of Leeds on the last day, with f**k all to play for, or a guaranteed playoff victory, I’d take the former all day long. I couldn’t give a rats arse about a trophy for winning a 3rd to 6th playoff. It just means you were too s**t to break the top two and had to do it the hard way.

But why? The playoff final is just a mini competition from 3rd to 6th. The team that finishes second is inarguably better than all of them, regardless of who wins. I don't remember any West Ham fans gloating after winning the playoff in 2012, nor do I remember a sombre silence inside St Mary's when Jos Hooiveld knocked in a goal against Coventry.

Good f**king gravy. Wow.

I think they simply fell foul of the golden rule of the Premier League; Everton can’t ever get relegated, ever.

Surely nobody would rather be in the playoffs than finish second.

It’s hard to tell on the internet but I’m pretty sure he’s being sarcastic.

There's nothing really to be gained (other than pride) by catching Leicester and absolutely everything to be gained by putting daylight between us and Leeds. I'll be 100% rooting for the Foxes when they go head to head.

What am I not understanding here, 15 IS double figures?

Vicky Pollard has won the ‘Miss Bristol’ pageant for the last 21 years, consecutive.

I’m pretty sure that Sunderland game was only 3-0 at HT. Spurs away under Ralph, when we won 3-2.

I was saying Boo-urns.

Why would you not play a player on 9 yellows? He might as well just be suspended for an extra game, if you’re worried about that. Keep playing our best team, only rotate for fitness, and take the suspensions as and when they come.

Anything on social media with ‘Bible’ in the name isn’t worth looking at IMO. Sensational clickbait headlines, nonsense rumours passed off as facts, crap jokes rehashed and reposted 50 times.

It really wasn’t. It was an absolute fluke which took a massive deflection. To be in a position to save that he’d have had to have left his near post wide open. The first goal was hardly a howler either. Struck hard and unchallenged, with a defender partially blocking his view. He should have done better with it but that won’t be on a Xmas stocking DVD any time soon. Last week Rotherham’s keeper did much worse with our first goal and everyone talks as if he’s Lev Yashin.

I said at half time this was our MK Dons moment. Boosh!

Let’s not pretend Alcaraz has been playing well for us this season, or that he’d have played well in this game when nobody else is. He doesn’t even play the same role in the team.

This is our MK Dons moment of the season. Sully to come on at HT and be the next Jonny Forte, COYS!

Ipswich were 90% confidence and momentum from last season, if you look at their players individually they were never as strong as the current top three. We will lose a few games between now and May but we’re good enough to come back and win the next one because our players are far better.