Lighthouse

I guess you can put me down as inhuman. Once you get it into your had that Twitter is nothing more than a platform for literally anyone in the world to post anything, none of it actually matters. Obviously I'm not famous but if I was, I couldn't care less if random nutters were saying they're going to rape my mum and they hope my children get cancer. It's Twitter; a global cesspit of seven billion people's mental health and behavioural problems.

I think most fans would have had us down for a minimum of 7 points from Bristol, Hull and Millwall, so I wouldn't count anyone's chickens just yet. Who had Leicester down for losing at home to QPR?

From the top four, everyone is pretty much in touch of everyone else, with the exception of the Saints to Leicester gap. Even with today's surprise at the KP it's still not really on. I honestly couldn't pick the autos now. I'm almost certain two teams wont catch Leicester, so they'll be there. As for the rest... Ipswich could very easily win the league or come fourth.

Okay, no more cats/cancer posts on the main board please.

I’ve switched over to Gladiators. No way I’m missing out on Diamond and Sabre to watching f**king Luton.

That wasn’t a race I’ll tell my grandchildren about.

That was just a little bit more interesting than the F1.

Where’ve you got that idea from? Any tactical or injury knowledge which we can keep somewhat ambiguous in public is advantageous to an extent. Even if it’s something like whether we’re going to play Manning or Stephens; Brum not knowing keeps them guessing, even if neither player is a world beater.

Or they want to keep our opponents second guessing our team.

My main gripe with the Liverpool game was KWPs injury, hopefully he’s not out for too long. I’m also hoping we have Downes back for this one.

They’ve checked out now, this could be 5-0 if they’re not careful.

Which calm, composed finishers should we be playing instead?

What do you mean? He’s done everything right, in the balance of play we should be 4-1 up. No game plan in the world can mitigate for some of the schoolboy individual errors tonight.

F**king brainless from Smallbone now, game over. What’s wrong with this lot tonight.

That was f**king dreadful. Nobody can blame Martin for this, the players are scuffing chances a toddler would bang into a Fisher Price goal.

You might say they’ve been keen but not quite right.

That’s what happens when you have a confident, first time, instinctive shot. You make your own luck, to an extent.

Inevitable.

FFS Mara!

I’m pretty sure that was Stephens he was leaning on. Hope this helps.

I don't think that one was quite in the Gabbiadini realms of 'we were robbed'.

This is going to be like that tie at West Ham a few years ago, when everyone was furious at Ralph for putting the reserves out and we went and spanked them. 3-0 Saints, COYS!

He could really get his teeth into a game like this.

Who said anything about attacking anyone? I'd be more than happy for NATO troops to go and hang out in the none-occupied part of Ukraine. Russia is perfectly free to leave them alone, which they obviously would.

So sending troops to Ukraine would constitute escalatory warmongering? Is there anyone else you think that perhaps might apply to?