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Used to go there a fair bit for work, great country and Copenhagen is a great city. I think they’ve got the highest average happiness rating of any country in the world.

I’m off to bed. I suppose you could have Akine’ev in goal.

Probably a stronger XI: Niemi Srna Maldini Van Dijk Roberto Carlos Pires Scholes Xavi Nedved Lewa Aguero

Well, it’s kind of the idea if we’re being honest.

Not even close, you can’t have more than one from the same country. Back to the drawing board

If you really want to drive yourself nuts, do the same challenge again but you MUST have Zlatan in the team.

I think the key is 'loyal' players from mediocre countries, which makes Kompany a fairly easy pick, unless you really want KDB or Hazard.

Wipes out both Milan teams and both Spanish giants, almost impossible to get him in. Likewise Eto'o - Both Spanish giants, Chelsea and Inter. CR7 takes out three of the world's best teams as well. Buffon not too hard, left him out of my first attempt because Makelele was also at PSG.

Oh donkey dingles, of course. I should proof read my own posts. Okay, just stick Mostovoi in for Gerrard.

Yeah, spotted as I was double checking. Okay... Buffon Srna Kompany Van Dijk Roberto Carlos Pires Gerrard Xavi Giggs Lewandowski Shevchenko I don’t know if it’s legal, it’s certainly better.

Cech Srna Kompany Maldini Chivu Le Tissier Makelele Xavi Giggs Lewandowski Rebrov VAR check please. Been watching since the early 2000s but I’m sure there are a couple of better options I could have picked. Much harder than it looks; I went for the best one club wonders I could think of (Maldini, Tiss, Xavi, Giggs). Rebrov was the best I could think of who didn’t conflict with the other players. Went through loads of players in my head and every time ended up conflicting with someone else. Edit: f**k, Makélélé and Cech doesn’t work. Let me think...

Basically Pompey fans tend not to wash and have terrible body odour. They’re also drunk, overweight, violent, physically unattractive and struggle with basic pronunciation and sentence structure. These are all traits regarded by many as being synonymous with proper, old school fans and it reminds them of the halcyon days of yesteryear.

Please do not use this forum to discuss rumours you may or may not have seen on social media, with regards to the private life of Yan Valery. That is all.

Clearly I know loonier, leftier lefty loons than you. One of them was sharing a petition to get the transition process extended as if a) We haven't got more important stuff to worry about and b) That hadn't occurred to anyone in the government anyway.

We were supposed to be enduring our annual defeat at Goodison this afternoon. Not so.

People setting off lanterns, which then burn downs barns and injure livestock after the dry weather seems to be being reported too. As for the pay rise, I doubt there will be anything left in the kitty to give them much, once this is all under control.

It was a cup game six years ago, when Mané and everyone else played properly crap. As usual a few gobsh*tes in the ground and on the forum overreacted and Turkish has dined out on it since.

Just good old fashioned virtue signalling, people having to outdo each other to show they're the most socially caring, selfless blah blah blah.

Are you sure you aren’t thinking of Norwich, getting in early with Van Wolfswinkle?

Have also been scarifying and aerating my lawn, which thankfully is a long and drawn out process and will keep me occupied for several weeks. Anyone recommend a website for quality grass seed at a reasonable price?

It's not, you're right. I think it's a trade off between spreading the virus and the mental/physical benefits of going out for a run or cycle. If we weren't able to control the virus as it is and the government banned outdoor exercise for a brief period, I wouldn't argue with that.

Because if you allow sunbathing, people will go out specifically for that purpose and meet in groups, have a beer together etc. From a containment POV, it’s better not to allow anyone out the house at all, be it for exercise, to buy food or otherwise. Clearly those two are both necessary so you can’t ban them, sunbathing is not and you’re basically putting lives at risk for a bit of a tan.

Last four home games binned off. More time to converse with Saintswebbers Saving a bit of money on petrol, gym and Sky subscription Completed Pornhub

How is it melodramatic? Those people have died, I am quoting a literal, actual number of fatalities. Yes, most of them had health issues, that doesn’t mean their deaths don’t count. You can’t put a bomb in an old folks home and say, "ah f**k it, half of them wouldn’t have made it to Christmas anyway." My aunt has a history of lung problems and is at risk from Covid19, her GP has advised her to isolate for 12 weeks. Without it she could live another 20 years.

I would say if you live in an urban area, to the nearest decent green and open space where you could do some exercise. My example is probably on the upper limits of what I’d deem acceptable as there are plenty of green spaces and parks within the M25. I didn’t realise it was as far as 48 miles from Lewisham, I kind of thought it was about 25 but that’s not really my point. Someone living in Ocean Village should be allowed to drive to the common or Netley Park for a decent walk but not head up the A34 and across to the Brecon Beacons.