Lighthouse

Leeds look excellent against an admittedly poor Hull team.

Happy with that team. Didn’t we win at Chelsea starting Baffers and Adams?

El Gatwicko according to Stelling.

Not that I agree with Ducky’s 1920s view of the women folk but she hasn’t played for Chelsea and England. She has played for Chelsea Women and England Women, both of whom would struggle in the Isthmian League.

I kind of thought he was already TBH.

A friend about to embark on a p*ss up, posting on Facebook - "let the fun and games comments!"

Just be grateful he’s not called Steve Djenepo.

I think if the Pope told everyone they’d go to Hell if they DIDN’T get Coronavirus, the infection rate would be somewhat higher.

Yes, I’d not be getting up the duff any time this year, personally. It’ll be interesting what kind of impact this has on the HIV/AIDS population, particularly in sub-Saharan Africa.

To an extent. Thankfully the rest of our team is better without Ings than Palace are without Zaha or Villa without Grealish.

No because that requires compromise to your preferred game plan in order to compensate for a particular player. In all likelihood it will create opportunities for other players as Saturday basically proved. If Villa did one thing right it was keep Ings fairly quiet, at the expense of Long, Djenepo and Armstrong having a turkey shoot.

The stats show that if you take away Ings' goals, we don't have Ings' goals. That's all. If Ings weren't here, we would likely have signed a different striker, who may or may not have scored X amount of goals and set up Y. All you have 'proven' is that if you take away our best player and play with 10 men all season, we aren't very good.

And if Port Vale were on the Moon, they'd be on the moon. True story.

At the start of the season, playing 5-3-2, absolutely not. Now, playing 4-2-2-2 and having outscored them since we changed, yes. I don’t care about individuals. They have their system, we have ours. I believe over a whole season and without a typhoon hitting both our games, we’d get more points.

I don’t think less than a page on an internet forum in the six months since he left really counts as obsessed. We can’t help it if he regularly acts like a complete plank.

Enhance your career or, "I’ll make sure it’s the end of your career if you don’t,"?

Probably out of breath after eight minutes of jogging around. Probably the fans fault though, they weren’t lifting the roof off like a Rome derby.

About 37/38 I’d guess. Probably not the object of lust she was 15 years ago.

I think West Ham will drag themselves out of it. They've got enough talent who, when they can be arsed, will just about do enough to get them safe. I'd say Norwich, Watford (who's new manager bounce has well and truly gone) and Villa for the drop personally.

No way Carroll will score, Burnley are far too good.

Don't care about previous seasons (it's 2, not 3 by the way). Since we stopped farting around with 5-3-2 and Danso at LB we've outscored them. In my opinion we're better than Burnley. If you disagree, well it's a football forum, so isn't that just lovely. I suspect you understand my point perfectly and you're just after an argument, so I'll leave you and MLG to it.

Just had a look at that, Cardiff, Brighton and Fulham all got 9 points from their last 11 games last season. I think a couple of the teams down the bottom will start to pick up but not all of the bottom 5.

You're just trying to ridicule other opinions to distract people from your own posts. Since we changed our formation, we've outscored Sheff. Utd by 3 points and Burnley by 4. They both made hay whilst the sun was shining earlier in the season but since mid November I think we've been the better team. I don't care what has gone on in previous seasons, I think we're better now. If you're bothered, I also think Arsenal are better than Sheff. Utd and Burnley but I'm just a ridiculous, arrogant Gunners fan. In fact Everton probably are too.

Does anybody know how many years it is since we finished above Burnley, or how many games it is since we’ve beaten them?

In the same way that when we got promoted, Bristol City beat us home and away and narrowly avoided relegation.