Lighthouse

Please get Romeu off, next foul...

TBF, we could be 3-0 up and I'd be thinking about Leeds and Tranmere.

Can we declare?

He's off the f**king chain!

Who else is there, really worth having? Moi or Gallagher would be a waste of time.

Not sure what to think about that. Pleased to see Armstrong and I'm assuming Ings, Lemina and Valery are not quite there in terms of fitness. Ramsay didn't look ready in the brief glimpses I've seen of him. The main thing for me is that he has dropped Sims. As good as he has looked personally, we have been swamped as a team whenever he has been playing. He has played exactly half of the last 3 games and we've conceded 5 of the 7 goals when he was on the pitch. Not what you need away from home.

If you read the comments on the internet, 9/11 was an inside insurance job, orchestrated by mutant, Russian, space Jews. I doubt any current Saints players read or are aware of the comments on here.

You don't. Life can be appallingly cruel to people who usually don't deserve it.

‘Boo boy’ is usually just another way of saying most people agree he’s substandard. Like Jermaine Wright and Chris Makin. Under Puel we played incredibly low paced, defensive, possession football, which flattered our defenders because we never committed enough men forward to leave them exposed to anything. He’s much the same as Ben Gibson at Boro, who everyone was raving about but now can’t get into Burnley’s team. The one time he did they shipped 5 at home to Everton.

We’d also won 4 out of 6 before this weekend and the 2 we didn’t were Liverpool and a narrow, probably underserved, loss at OT. Performances under other managers aren’t relevant now, under Ralph were a mid table team.

Yes. Cardiff are two games behind us with only three games left. I can buy Cardiff beating Palace AND Fulham AND taking a point from OT, whilst we lose our two away games AND only draw at home to Bournemouth and the worst Premier League team for over a decade. Honestly I can just about stretch to that (staying up on GD) but anything more is pure fantasy.

Presumably this also applies to Palace, Cardiff, Bournemouth and Fulham, who will all replicate this weekends form in their remaining games?

I’m going to say that if Brighton beat Newcastle, they will stay up. If they don’t, Cardiff will.

Colin’s going to love that. Not sure what Nev’s on about, blatant pen.

It’s quite simple Glasgow. You can give it a rest with the ‘Silva is God’ routine or take a short holiday. It’s up to you.

No idea what’s going happening on the near side of the pitch.

If it stays like this they will both have 6 defeats in 8 games. Having said that, Cardiff's record against the top 6 is appalling, losing every game, home and away, so far.

All kicking off in Sri Lanka, at least 8 separate bombings reported at Easter church services.

I think we've now seen why Sims hasn't played away games until today. I'd certainly leave him out and probably Ings, with Lemina and Armstrong to come in.

I've yet to see anyone put forward a realistic results predictor which gets either Brighton or Cardiff above us.

Oh well. Two first choice defenders out at possibly our hardest remaining game. We still aren't going down, you wet fannies.

He probably doesn't believe they can win.

Yes, the FA have awarded Cardiff 5 extra points because we were losing at half time.

Let’s just for a second dare to assume we can scrape a draw at home to Huddersfield and nothing else. How do you see Cardiff getting the required 7 points from their remaining games?

Alright calm down. Never in a million years are Cardiff AND Brighton both getting to 38 points.