Lighthouse

Not to mention he had lost control of the ball and it was already going wide. A penalty and a yellow but not a red to the letter of the law. I'm amazed at the number of people who think a red is automatically 3 matches. Only for violent conduct.

Don't see why we can't get a result here. Leicester have improved but are nothing amazing. I don't get the logic of people who can only see another defeat. We're playing well below our best but that's the whole point of form, it's temporary and will always change sooner or later. Back in December we'd just lost 5 in a row, most recently at Sheff Utd in the cup, before that Burnley in the League. Then we went and comprehensively beat Everton, without Wanyama and Morgan present. It's hard to pick a team when nobody really looks like they want a place. I'd probably go with: Davis Clyne - Fonte - Yoshi - Bertrand Wanyama - Toby Long - Mane - Tadic Pelle Depending on any groan injuries obviously.

Heck of a finish from Ritchie there.

I don't think an alpha male like Turks would tolerate such a strong and domineering wife. I think that's more likely to be Bateman and Lou.

Jeff =

I seem to remember our resident number 9 leaving his shooting boots at home. Good laugh though.

I was the sh*t centre half behind you. The one who turned up and said I'll play anywhere except centre half. 50p head doesn't do me justice. Christ knows how we kept a clean sheet.

On the plus side he will probably play for 3 packs of Marlborough Lights.

I'm pretty sure I played in the forum game with Smirkers at Flemming Park a couple of years ago. A midfield general IIRC, very much in the mould of Jermaine Wright.

What time zone is Liverpool in?

You've met the wife then.

I can't really hate Monday's because I was born on one. Plus is Asian Sluts Night on Babestation, which is pretty much the highlight of my week. We've got to start liking Thursdays now if we're going to be playing Europa League football. Not Wednesday though, Wednesday can f**k off.

For Bucks I'm thinking

He's a bit older now

I think I once paid a girl $20 for that in Thailand.

I think we will probably end up with about £25m for him, or £35m plus Townsend.

Also, I don't think Sarnia would like being called Russian. I'm thinking more

I've always imagined Turks to look like Joe Pesci in the Home Alone movies, with Bearsy looking a bit like Marv. Lou didn't like me suggesting she looked like Norma Major earlier so I'm going to leave that to everyone else.

My mistake.

I'd agree with that.

Clegg coming across quite well IMO.

There is a definite need for zero hour contracts in some areas of work but they are being abused. I was on one such contract for 6 years, working full time. It was just an easy way for my employer to say, well we don't have much work for you this month so we wont pay you.

Ed asks someone's name. Three fingers. You're not impressing me with your 'personal touch' TBH Ed.