Lighthouse

Nah, nah, nah, that's got nuffink to do wiv me guv, the chairman sorts all that out.

We will all be hoping all our lads come through the international break unscathed, then we've got a winnable game against another of our bogey sides. In October we have Spurs, Sunderland and Stoke who we have failed to beat in any of the 14 league and cup games since promotion. Surely we're due something. Sunderland beat Stoke in their most recent fixture but have otherwise had an uninspiring season, losing at QPR and drawing their other fixtures. I'd be tempted to start with Long instead of Mane who seems a bit unpredictable at times.

In a truly sh*t day for motor sport, Andrea De Cesaris has been killed in a motor cycle accident.

I didn't rate him before we signed him and I thought it was a waste of £12m. My opinion of him hasn't moved in either direction so far.

How has he not answered the question? Kelvin was a Championship level 'keeper in his prime, now he is 38. I can't think of any reason he would have done better than FF today.

Okay, I'm off for a half time lucky sh*t. It will likely sting a bit from the chili sauce I had on my lamb Donner last night. I am not sure if this brings extra luck, I guess we will find out. P.S. You aren't a real man until you've read a Machine Mart catalog whilst taking a dump.

Watching on SSN. Loving Carragher's pink blouse, not so sure on the hair do.

Beatts on SSN commenting on Man Utd Everton game. Said afterwards that Saints and West Brom had invited him in to help him with his management career. Obviously I doubt we will see him on our coaching staff but look out for him on the training pics.

He flaps at crosses and is easily beaten low at his near post. HTH.

I want to like Beattie as a pundit but Christ on a bike is he dull to listen to.

It will have been, not least by the onboard camera but it just hasn't been broadcast for obvious reasons.

https://twitter.com/search?q=Bianchi&src=tren&mode=photos It looks like he went into the back of the JCB at some point. Not looking good, everything crossed for him. Possibly the most talented of the back markers.

Fair enough, I don't think drawing at home to Burnley is particularly impressive but you're entitled to your opinion.

Even for you, this is an odd post.

Connor Wickham scores. Future of English football, must sign etc. etc.

F**king brilliant

Fantastic! I don't care what anyone says about tapping up, I always feel proud when one of our boys gets international recognition.

Players always have to be 5 times better to get into the squad if they aren't at a big club. Just look at Chambers, ignored for the whole of last season, signs for Arsenal and he's in the squad after 2 games.

Actually they censor anything remotely controversial from most radio and TV channels. In the USA they censored the word 'suicidal' from a Sean Kingston song.

I never got that, just seems like the most tedious link to being vaguely racist. Might as well say 7 is a racist number because G stands for Gestapo. Or 63123 because it stands for fried chicken and watermelon.

Some of them seem to be a bit confused about our 'snake impression'. If there are any Spurs fans reading this, we aren't planning to hiss. We will be taking a selection of rodents to the game, squeezing them and swallowing them whole. I hope this clears up the confusion.

Are you sure that's her? Need to get a better look at the ear lobes.

This game was probably the lowest we've been in the Football League for decades. A few days later we spanked Gillingham 4-1 and shot up like a rocket from then until being 2nd in the Prem today.

F**king hell, Dalek is STILL getting bites with that routine? I didn't think you could fish with 10 year old bait.

I think if we change the penultimate line to 'now we've got Koeman' we can pretty much sing it all season.