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Only Wednesday, Bolton and Charlton in their way now. 2 of them at home and none of them with anything to play for. Strange to think that 2 years ago we were battling Wigan to avoid the drop. It's looking likely that next season we will be in Europe and they in League 1.

Don't know. Maybe we should add tubgirl to this thread and find out.

Mike spends most of his time dogging in Hedge End. Sorry to hear about Mrs Spuds though. Still, at least you can now laugh along with the rest of us at Newcastle's expense, without getting a stiletto in the John-Thomas.

Boro comfortably in front at home to Wolves. Leeds could do them a favour by holding Norwich.

Bompey 1-0 up already

You don't see 200 bobbies hanging around outside the local baptist Church every Sunday morning to keep them separate from the Buddhists. Statistically (Aaagh f**k I sound like MLG) I bet there is far higher amount of violence per follower in football compared to religion.

I honestly don't want RVP, not that he'd come here. I remember when Pires signed for Villa a couple of years ago and some posters were saying he was world class and only a moron wouldn't want him at Saints. The guy has glass knees. He had 18 decent months at Arsenal, then one decent season at Man Utd and has spent the rest of his career in the physio room.

Yeah, just like when Alan Shearer er... ummm... never mind.

Is there a worsae team in Europe than Newcastle at the minute? I'd fancy my local pub team against them.

Shut up Glasgow

Don't make fun of children with special needs Smirkers, they can't help it.

City's midfield looks awful, Utd just carving through it. Toure looking a shadow of his former self. Clichy looking poor and Kompany lucky to be on the pitch.

Depends really. If City carry on playing this poorly for a few more games and Pelle's goal gets his mojo back then we could at least go there on the final day with 2 points of them and make things interesting. I don't think we're really playing well enough to do it but it's feasible.

Rooney's hair appears to be washing off with the rain. I'm guessing they stuck it on with a Pritt-stick and not a solvent based glue.

Have a look at the areas around Split. I've never been there as such but I've seen the area a lot and it looks amazing. Hvar is supposed to be nice but apparently parts of it are a bit touristy.

Shaw was 18, Clyne is 24. We wont get anything like £25m for Clyne.

I saw mate, it's a bummer. Still at least you have time to enlighten us with more of your TMS wisdom. Some pr*ck scraped his car against the Lotus in a car park today and drove off. Not quite as bad, probably more on par with your Glastonbury tickets.

I'm guessing this story was leaked by agents doing their homework but if it pushed the prices up then all the better. I'd guess about £15m for Clyne and £20-25m for Morgan. Clyne would make sense for Chelsea. A home grown player and they would be replacing a 31 year old with a 24 year old.

I like you. You seem nice.

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We could post something libel about celebrities.

You're e-alive!

Sort of but most of my e-friends tend to end up e-dead. Justice Mike, Spudders, His-Bajesty, Rulebook Ric, Aldi-Man.... God rest their e-souls I think Erico is the only one left

It's a witch-doctor who can cure him from being a sick note with glass legs.

I'd also agree that Jay Rod is the biggest miss. I think we were pretty much trying to replace Lambert as our first choice CF since we got promoted. Obviously he still had a role but I think we brought in Jay Rod then Osvaldo with a view to becoming first choice. Lambert was slowing down noticeably last season and I think this year would have been one season too far. Our problem at the moment seems to be having loads of decent possesion but nobody willing to dig out that clear chance or have a decent shot. Lallana is hardly the cure to that problem. I don't think he would give us anything we aren't getting from Mane or Tadic.