Lighthouse

If Dzagoev can play consistently at the level he did in last years Euros he will be awesome. If.

It's all gone now.

Eric Djemba Djemba played for Man Utd and David Nugent played for England. I think it just shows how average both Man Utd and England are at the moment that Young gets a game for either. I wouldn't take him personally, I don't think he's that good.

Personally I would offer Dnipro the £15m they are asking for Yevhen Konoplyanka and possibly sell Gaston to help finance the deal if his head isnt in it here. To have the depth to be serious about CL football we will need a better option at LB than Fox, even if he only plays 5 games it could cost us vital points. Same with KD, we need a decent back up keeper. It may be time to admit defeat with Gazzaniga, I don't know having not seen him train or play recently.

Personally I'd have gone for the George Foreman multi-grill before the toaster, gives a more even cooking and helps drain excess trans fats.

I wonder if Jos fancies playing the anchor man in a 4-5-1 Boruc Andruszewski Lancashire Lovren Bridge Antonio Griffit Hooiveld Anders Idiakez Rasiak Right, that's enough internet for today.

Moss Ostlund Oakley Svensson Evans Fernandes Uwe Cork Kosowski Evans Rasiak Not sure Oakley filling in at CB, we might ship a few goals there. Evans will have to be pretty fit to cover LB as well as playing up front too.

I think alpine has a point. We don't need these peasants, lets just get a couple of RAF Typhoons to come in and wipe the place out. Then we will have space to build that petting zoo we always wanted.

I live here and it's not that bad (watch me go and get mugged now I've said that). There are rough parts like St Paul's and Easton but there are worse cities out there. It's not in the same league as Middlesbrough.

Nowhere near being in the worst towns in Britain. I've lived in places like Lincoln and Stafford, probably 2 of the most boring settlements on Earth. If it's not boredom there are far worse sh*t holes out there. I remember our trip to Middlesbrough at the tail end of the Championship season, probably the grimmest looking city I've ever driven through, with Luton being a very strong contender. Just to list a few of the worse places I've visited; Boro, Luton, Pompey, MK, Coventry, Stoke, Stafford, Lincoln, Grantham, Swindon, Yeovil, Sunderland, Rochdale, Wolverhampton, parts of Glasgow (Paisley), Leeds, Hull, Grimsby, S****horpe, Newark and Northampton.

One day, when Xavi joins the club he supported as a boy...

If Lambert and Boruc could conspire to put Rooney in a coma during the international break that might help a bit. Not young or Cleverly though, if they are injured they might get replaced by someone like Kagawa, who is actually quite good.

Think a few people will be selling RVP in the near future. He's good but £14m will buy you an awful lot more at the moment.

Same. My starting X1 for this weekend is Lloris, Baines, Mertesacker, Lovren, Shaw, Barkley, Sigurdsson, Michu, Ramsey, RVP, Giroud.

10 goals last season though. Horrible player but I thought he'd bring in a fairly decent points haul, especially after scoring in the opening day win over Cardiff. West Ham haven't won since then and Nolan hasn't scored. They might struggle this year.

Used my wildcard this week. Hart, Fellaini, Morgan and Nolan out. Lloris, Sigurdsson, Michu and Ramsey in.

I've just dropped Morgan from my fantasy team and put in Michu. This has to be good news for Saints as the former will get a goal and 3 assists, whilst the latter will now get sent off after 10 minutes. If you don't believe me, I dropped Lambert before last weeks fixtures.

Excellent. Might not get a game though.

Which result are you using as a substitute for the Palace game? I assume it's either Wigan or QPR who beat us at home, although we did beat Reading.

Pretty conclusive I think, Chamakh dived.

"Jason Puncheon, he sh*ts on your wife!" I had to laugh but we've set the bar at a new low with that one.

Just seen Gaston's goal, he didn't half hit that.

Been working so just got home to share my thoughts. The main one being BOOOOO YEAH!!!! I said it before and I will say it again though, if you have a watertight defence you are 90% of the way there, even if you aren't scoring. You pick up a lot more points with 0-0 bore draws and scrappy 1-0 wins from a set pieces than we did last season, when we could come away from a game with 0 points having scored 3 beautiful goals. My Liverpool supporting mate (we all know one) is surprisingly silent this evening. Think his phone must be broken.

Have Reading been reinstated back into the Premier League then? When did that happen?

But this is going to be Liverpool's year! (TM.1994)