Lighthouse

I seem to remember our resident number 9 leaving his shooting boots at home. Good laugh though.

I was the sh*t centre half behind you. The one who turned up and said I'll play anywhere except centre half. 50p head doesn't do me justice. Christ knows how we kept a clean sheet.

On the plus side he will probably play for 3 packs of Marlborough Lights.

I'm pretty sure I played in the forum game with Smirkers at Flemming Park a couple of years ago. A midfield general IIRC, very much in the mould of Jermaine Wright.

What time zone is Liverpool in?

You've met the wife then.

I can't really hate Monday's because I was born on one. Plus is Asian Sluts Night on Babestation, which is pretty much the highlight of my week. We've got to start liking Thursdays now if we're going to be playing Europa League football. Not Wednesday though, Wednesday can f**k off.

For Bucks I'm thinking

He's a bit older now

I think I once paid a girl $20 for that in Thailand.

I think we will probably end up with about £25m for him, or £35m plus Townsend.

Also, I don't think Sarnia would like being called Russian. I'm thinking more

I've always imagined Turks to look like Joe Pesci in the Home Alone movies, with Bearsy looking a bit like Marv. Lou didn't like me suggesting she looked like Norma Major earlier so I'm going to leave that to everyone else.

My mistake.

I'd agree with that.

Clegg coming across quite well IMO.

There is a definite need for zero hour contracts in some areas of work but they are being abused. I was on one such contract for 6 years, working full time. It was just an easy way for my employer to say, well we don't have much work for you this month so we wont pay you.

Ed asks someone's name. Three fingers. You're not impressing me with your 'personal touch' TBH Ed.

I'm having my own little drinking game. 2 fingers of lager every time one of the leaders says, "let me answer that directly." Cameron coming out of this a lot better than the Ed Miller Band so far.

No he hasn't, he has said he has no intention of doing it. That's not to say he wont be forced to do so against his will if Morgan hands in a transfer request.

We sold Kenwyne to Sunderland and bought Stern Jhon at the same time, although I think they were officially separate transfers officially. Unofficially, would Jhon have been surplus had they not signed Jones? Probably not. Turned out to be a decent move for us I think. We got £7m after one half decent season and his career since has been largely forgettable. Meanwhile; Jhon's goals pretty much kept us up.

Well that's the end of his Saints career I guess. I just hope he goes to one of the Champs League clubs and not Spurs or Liverpool, as he would be a massive improvement for those two.

There is difference between not being PL standard and being a liability. Jos was good enough to be 4th choice here, he made the odd mistake but had some solid games too. I wouldn't want him starting 30 games a season but HCDAJ when others were injured. A liability is someone like Fox or Gazza, who you knew was capable of dropping the who team in the sh*t all by them-self.

Wasn't that from the season after they'd been in the Champions League and we'd just been promoted. I'd be interested to see this seasons figures when they come out, with both teams having modest, top half seasons. I know Spurs are generally better supported than us but I'd be surprised if they're still doubling our turn over.