Lighthouse

If only the victim had seen this

"She’ll be worried about how she appears to the players. That will be her concern more than anything, she wants to protect them" So basically just hangs our with a bunch of footballers, sucking them off in the gents and she is worried they wont respect her if they see this video.

Best result for us IMO. 4 points dropped by our rivals instead of just 3. I think a win Wednesday would put us out of reach of the hammers, baring an awful collapse in form, with them then being 11 points behind us.

What if he mysteriously gets another one on Wednesday evening? I've known this to happen.

We are f**king off. Just in the wrong direction.

Turned them in to Wigan basically. Mirallas and Lukaku have performed far below their best this season and Barkley isn't old enough to carry that team yet. With Jagielka and Barry getting older things are going to get worse before they get better at the back too.

Hope Lucas misses the game against us with that knock, he's a handy player. Can't imagine we will see either of our old boys on the field, if Liverpool use their third sub it will probably be Markovic. Maybe Johnson if they're winning.

It was disallowed for offside. That's what the ref was indicating as Forster was screaming in his face (an incident for which he was rightly booked, I have no idea why he was that angry)

Got to feel a bit for the fans who paid £45 to get in and left early to avoid the traffic.

Far from our best and still won. Get in! If we'd beaten Swansea we'd be a point behind City on equal GD

Agree, I don't see how a player can 'get away' when he was never here. I'm sure we enquired about dosens of players we didn't sign in summer and indeed every window.

Would like my tits off if he walked out on them for one of the big Spanish clubs in summer.

We were also talking about a swap deal with Andros Townsend. Things like this are easy to say in hindsight. I should have bet my life savings on a Bradford/Boro double in the FA Cup and a Saints win at Old Trafford etc.

2 minutes early and it wasn't Eriksen. A new tactic at Spurs.

Mane and Elia against Hill and Dunne could be entertaining.

SSN piece on Redknapp a bit nauseating. He never blames the players according to Merse.

Are we? I've never been lead away from St Mary's in the back of a Police car.

Looks like a big medical breakthrough at Bonjela.

People who believe the idea of playing for Liverpool had never occurred to Lambert before he met Gerrard. I don't have a problem with Gerrard personally but I can live without the endless Scouse folklore which will come with it. Probably win Sports Personality of the Year etc.

Extra time and a couple of injuries would do for me. Preferably Sterling and Coutinho.

Incidentally Matt Mills is the Bolton skipper.

Lallana starts for Liverpool on BBC1 at 1945. The mighty Bolton are deemed too big a challenge for Lovren.

This would-be Scottish football hard man proves you're never too 'ard for a bag of Haribo Starmix

Looks like he was trying to do a Hudson and the left wing stalled at the last second. Looks like. Nick, I would be more worried about the thousands of people who will die in car crashes today and driving your family to the airport. You're right though, horrible to watch.