Lighthouse

It's a lot more if you aren't paying for them.

'I vow to thee my country' a far better anthem than both.

I've been wrestling with a pretty good 'flush' pun but he isn't playing poker. Shame.

I'll stick a tenner on 36 brown.

He isn't. Although I bet he cries himself to sleep every night having to play in a live band because he's not cool enough to have 25,000 posts on an internet 'mongboard'.

Signing 2 players unlikely then you feel?

Reminds me of that other golfer who used to be on here. Saint Will or something I think, where did he end up?

You would have to be pretty desperate and pay through the nose to get Clyne in January. In other words, he is off to Liverpool.

Definitely the most entertaining England game I've watch in years. Even players like Rooney, Wilshere and Smalling were playing well.

We just needed Dean Hammond on to score the third.

Brilliant build up involving Clyne, Lallana and Lambert.

England just don't have the intelligence of Morgan and Tadic to make that space for him.

There can be no denying Lallana's class on the ball. He makes Rooney look like a hippo stampeding through warm marmalade.

Clyne with arguably the toughest job out there marking Anya but seems to be doing a decent job.

I think we are most likely to see permanent deals for TA and RB and possibly J Rod being sold. I've got a feeling Long was brought in with J Rod eventually leaving in mind.

Sell him and use a fraction of the money to bring in Huntelaar and Konoplyanka at knock down prices (both free agents next summer)

Good luck convincing Toby he is Dutch.

Could just be Saints leaking rumours to put pressure on the agent of either Bertrand or Toby. If they think we are looking at alternatives it gives them less muscle when negotiating a permanent deal.

Meanwhile Vegard Forren keeps a clean sheet against the mighty Azerbaijan.

You would think so but I don't see what the Ukrainians would gain from a deliberate shoot down. I know it would rouse some anti-Russian feelings but with nothing proven, all we've got is speculation and mud slinging by the respective governments. Nothing worth murdering a couple of hundred innocent civilians over. I'm sure you and most people outside of Russia already know that.

The entire left wing is wonky, as if it has been bent backwards a few degrees. Which is weird because if you were going to make a fake photo, why alter the shape of the plane.

I will almost guarantee that is a fake. At that range it would blatantly obvious you are looking at a commercial airliner, the two of them are barely half a mile apart.

8 League games between now and January. 4 of them against Villa, Palace, Everton (home) and Burnley. The other 4 are more difficult on paper but even if we lost all 4 and Swansea in 5th won their corresponding 4 fixtures, we would only be 5 points behind them. Or we would be 4 points behind Arsenal if they won all 4 of their games. Assuming we at least match Arsenal or Swansea's results in the other 4 winnable games, we are still going to be within striking distance of the top 4 come January. Maybe not in the top 4 but certainly in the mix.

There are cheaper ways around it I'd have though. If you're signing English players just to make up the numbers then you might as well sign Jermaine Wright and Paul Wotton.

I can't see why City would be after J Rod, if they need a player they will be aiming much higher than that. He's had 3/4 of a good season and a bad injury, I can't see anyone forking out for him in January personally. More likely summer if he proves his fitness and regains some form. That said, if someone did offer a big fee I'd take it and reinvest in another player without the fitness doubts.