Lighthouse

Colchester away in the fog in League 1. Not being able to see the second half of the pitch and singing stuff like, "where are ya?" and "we can't see you sneaking out" Probably one of the lowest points in Saints history. Freezing, soulless ground, no atmosphere, sh*te game, lost 2-1.

I think Spurs without Bale would be a realistic target for a team to beat next season. On that (slightly tenuous) basis, Spuds to miss out on the top 4 is good.

Huntelaar still scoring about a goal every other game in the Bundesliga. Trouble is he will be 30 come August and will probably be on sizeable wages.

Remember dancing like idiots in the last game before Championship relegation away at Forest. Everyone was in surprisingly good spirits and singing "That's why were going down," after going 1-0 up and letting in 3 in the last 10 minutes (I think).

9th?

Okay, lets go through the teams we will definitely finish above next season. Spurs - Will struggle without Bale West Brom - Will struggle without Lukaku Swansea - Will struggle without Michu Villa - Will struggle without Benteke Everton - Will struggle without Moyes Man Utd - Will struggle with Moyes Liverpool - Gerrard getting old, can't carry the team much longer Chelsea - Jose goes to Bayern so they get Andy Gray instead Arsenal - Something about Wenger and foreign kids Norwich - They keep inbreeding Man City - FFP rule destroy their squad West Ham - Their hoofball will get found out Stoke - Their hoofball will get found out Newcastle - Saints turn up at SJP with new German signing. All French players immediately give up. Sunderland - Their manager is a complete fruitcake. But definitely not a Facist. 3 promoted teams - All relegation fodder. This is their one season in the spot light. Reckon we might struggle against Fulham though

The 3-3 game at OT was good for a laugh. Pahars nutmegging Stam and Le Tiss nutmegging Taibi.

If we're serious about Europe next season then I'll pass thanks. Decent Premier League players but I'm not sure they would really move us on.

If by happy you mean running around the streets topless, chucking empty cans of lager passing cars, then yes they are probably delighted.

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Right I'm off for a shower. Swansea had better have won 5-2 when I get back. In the mean time I'll leave you in the company of Sister Josephine.

Turned the TV on 10 seconds into stoppage time and that happens.

Stoke and Swansea not taking any up there then?

Pretty much my view on it. Don't think I'd stake an outside chance of relegation on the off chance we could make the top 10.

No, he's a lying idiot. Same as alpine, Blakey and Dalek.

F**k off, Eric is banned from Barasti. I don't believe in curses but he's a curse.

Have you seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? If not don't worry, it's dreadful but at the end of it they come in to a lot of money and jet around the world beating up all the internet trolls who wound them up. Better than adding them to the ignore list.

Call me a plastic but I'd probably take a year or 2 in the NpC for £8,000. As much as I want Saints to stay up, being in the NpC really isn't the end of the world.

Is Gardner definitely out? Don't they normally get a week to appeal a red, meaning he would still be eligible for our game? I'm not entirely sure on that rule but I'm sure we've fallen foul of something similar before. Would be good if they are without Gardner, Fletcher, Cattermole, Sausages and maybe Larsson.

Air India Express is one to avoid. PIA and Biman Bangladesh have dodgy reputations too.

Don't worry Griff, I'll be there in my Stone Island Jacket and Adidas trainers looking well casual. All them Mackems will think I'm stylish as f**k. As for the side issue of the football game, I dunno. Win or something? Could happen.

Spend half that on a 1 bedroom flat in Reading and spend the rest on sound proofing your Lotus.

we've been shafted 2 weeks in a row by West Brom, playing like 1970s Brazil last week and then not turning up at home Wigan. I expect they will do the same next week, roll over and get their bellies tickled by Norwich. Redknapp will completely f**k it up for us too, Newcastle will smash QPR. Sunderland vs. Stoke I have no idea. Could be 7-0 either way that one. Swansea really don't seem that interested these days, I'd bet on Wigan winning that.

I am worried BUT if we play like that against Sunderland and Stoke we will get some points. A very good performance without Morgan in a game I thought we'd get spanked in. 2 weeks in a row West Brom have shafted us. If they can get ANY kind of results next week at Norwich that should see us safe.