Lighthouse

Sorry, that should be 51:40. It's Wednesday's goal against Carlisle, which smacks the goalie in the face and puts him on his arse. Talk about rubbing salt in.

51:50 into that clip.

I told a colleague yesterday to bet his house on an Arse win. I thought after 7 years (I think) without any silverwear, they'd be fired up for this and dispatch Brum with boring ease. Brilliant result.

I'm in, although I draw the line at setting a moped on fire and throwing it off the upper tier, after we've built one of course. Having said that, I don't think we could pull it off. Most of our fans struggle to sing in a voice which is coherent, let alone rhythmic.

Thoughts.... 1. Adkins is right. Lallana is the best player in L1. 2. Kelvin FFS! You could beat him at the near post with a throw in. 3. We seem to be making hay from set pieces recently. Whoever said we never score from corners can keep schtum now. 4. Jaidi. Well taken goal, bit lardy lookng though. Work on the celebration chap. 5. Barnard MUST start ahead of Guly. That finish was quality and it's not like it was a one off either.

Exactly the team I'd play. It could happen, but I very much doubt Martin will feature.

Yeah, they were at Daggenham, where we've already won much more convincingly than they did.

Just been watching MOTM/FLS and when our game came on it struck me how immaculate our pitch is. It looked like a bowling green. I know this has been covered before, but on todays showing it looks better than anything in the Prem or the FL. Congrats to all involved.

Davis - Since Bart is injured FR - I think he is the better option long term Martin/Jaid - RJ can't play every match Fonte - Obviously Harding - Just edges Dickson AOC/Guess - Wouldn't start Alex every game. Chalow - We play better with him Morgan/Dean - Really can't decide Lallana - Undroppable Lambert - League 1's top scorer again??? Barnard - Can't for the life of me understand how Guly starts ahead of him.

I'm confused. Is all this going in the movie?

Wasn't it some rather nasty velcro which did for you last time out?

He's in his 30s now, bit old for Mikey. Think I'd go with: Jackie Chan - Baj Mike Myers - Stevegrant John Goodman - SRS Rupert Grint - Robsk 1/2 Jedward - Mikey Eddie Murphy - Dune Queen Latifah - BTF Jimmy Saville - Turkish

Saving Private Ryan, The Great Excape and The Dambusters were all great. Eascape to Victory was good, partly for the cameos. The Guns of Navarone is a Classic The Heroes of Telemark Battle of the Bulge

Remember in 2005 when Reading suddenly decided they were our rivals? F**k me that was annoying.

He killed a father of five. Slightly poor taste don't you think?

If there's anyone likely to be more biased towards that stadium than Seagul fans, it's the bloke building it. Not saying it won't be nice, but I'd hardly take it as Gospel.

Yeah, but with Forte, Guess, Lallana, AOC, Lambert, Guly, Barnard and Conolly I can't see Cortese sanctioning another attacking player.

With Forte and Guess, I really can't see us getting anyone else in, regardless of how much wonga we've got.

So you're saying he was trying to kick that blokes elbow?

I'm working for this one, but Christ on a bike I hope we wipe the floor with them, then vacuum the curtains and unblock the drains. 4 defeats on the bounce just isn't right. 4-0 please Saints.

Shoyt BUT... We went away and matched what other teams did at home. Yes we missed an opportunity, but we haven't lost ground and it's still in our hands to get second. Can we do it? Absolutely. Do I think we will? Not on your nelly. As an aside, we signed 2 'creative' players in January and neither of them could get on the pitch tonight when we were apparently short of ideas. WTF Adkins?

Bompey, Posh and Udders all drawing. NEED to take advantage of this FFS!!! etc.

Think we're doing it wrong...

I wonder if anyone has missed a penalty.

Perhaps he should try kicking the ball instead of Alex.