Lighthouse

What gives you that idea? This thread is about Lee Barnard and his merits with regards to our team. If you want to discuss how good Hull City were, go to the post match thread. Last night I thought Guly did little other than his goal. Hull defended well, but a fully fit Lee Barnard playing 70 odd minutes might have given them more problems.

You are a f**king mong. You f**king c**k sucking, testicle licking piece of s**t. You smell like a dead baboons arse and you touch little boys. Don't worry, I'm being ironic. It's my plan to make people like you again.

I think we only lost one game last season when Barnard started (Rochdale away). Not entirely sure on that, but he was certainly very important to our success. He works hard and knows where the net is. When the going gets tough, that can get you a result at any level. Guly has the skill, but he can tend to go missing when we aren't playing well. Take last night for example.

To the tune of "where's your caravan" "Lithuania!" Nice and simple.

Well, they couldn't stick them back on, so they had to stick a couple of grapefruit in the sack and sew that up. Wouldn't recommend it TBH.

Never heard of that one before, but I want to see it.

Jenson Button has been immense this year, but isn't nominated. Don't really know much about the rest but I think Cavendish and McIlroy have to be the favourites. Murray needs a grand slam to be taken seriously.

Just tried this with a Karcher pressure washer. Will let you know more when I get out of A&E.

For the sake of playing Devil's advocate; if it was a 25 year old male passenger grabbing a stewardess' arse, he'd probably be labled a sex offender, sent to jail and have union bosses screaming for sexual harassment lectures for the entire country. I suppose it depends on the individuals concerned. I'd probably just shrug it off as some drunk slapper personally, but I can see how some people may feel degraded.

Sadly neither or my parents is called 'Sheikh' so I doubt this will happen.

A fight to the death between various zoo animals. Starting with baboon vs hyaena against Hull on Tuesday.

I got my todger out on the bus. Not really sure if that's a good deed, but I did it just incase.

rmed? ngry? dolf?

Skacel was a bloody good winger. Just not a left back.

This bloke seems to get a giggle too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ufuk_Uras

I wouldn't reccomend it regardless of your sexual persuasion TBH.

Just for the record, I consider it my civic duty to inform people who watch they are reality shows that they are a sad mong. I appreciate the irony of posting it on an internet message board, but I am prepared to sacrifice my social life for the greater good. If you really are THAT bored, just watch programmes about The Gestapo on Discovery History instead. At least you might learn something.

I thought it was 1 in 10, but yes you have a point.

Not really. I'd have said singing "we hate gays" is the very definition of homophobia. Hating your neighbour is different, you might have a perfectly good, personal reason for doing so.

Surely it can't be for the "we can see you holding hands" chant. That barely touches the boundaries of homophobia, especially seeing as most of them aren't actually gay in the first place. There were a few blokes in the Northam singing, "you're just a town full of faggots" which I'd say crosses the line and actually is offensive.

We cut the head off, chopped it into 4 pieces and sent them back to headquarters. Not sure what happened to the rest of it.

Strange how every highlights compilation seems to edit out the retaken penalty when the 'keeper wasn't ready. Like some kind of conspiracy theory to cover up how incompetant Walton actually is.

If only he had stood sideways on to the goal.

Bury in the cup under Dodd and Gorman.