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Guly and Forte were useless together against Swindon of all teams. They wont get a look in against a pretty decent Palace side. Neither of them can hold the ball up to save their lives. It's like having Stern John and BWP up frong again, we just give the ball away up front. Ideally we need another Lambert.

Skacel vs Brum Vignal vs Scunny Waigo vs Norwich (JPT) Forte vs Dons They're about as mental as I can remember going at a Saints game. I got pretty excited about our equalisers at Burnley and Derby too.

Bart Butters Martin Hoover Harding De Ridder Chaplow Morgan Holmes Lambert Forte

The RSPCA have been called to Old Trafford. Apparently people witnessed a sick swan there earlier today

I would 6-1 be a Utd fan right now.

Millwall winning against Foxes, good stuff. P.S. There are 3 Prem games kicking off at 3pm this afternoon. God bless Sky

Pompey away last December Posted using my iphone from CERN.

Absolutely. After about a year of saying we should sign him and reading people say he was a League 2 player, it's bound to happen. Don't forget Mills and Gorkss are guaranteed to score too, so we will need at least 3 goals to get anything from this. I would drop Guly away from home. If Lallana is fit, I'd put him back in and play Chaplow on the right instead. Other than that, same team I guess.

I would be too if my mate shoved his head up Elvis' arse.

Anyone going from Bristol (or anywhere else along the M4) and fancy sharing a lift?

Just to clarify last night's attendance figures. 32,150 fans 32,152 seats HTH

They haven't quite perfected the YMCA have they.

You'd need to be able to count to 11 to pick a team, which may make things difficult for him.

"Sweden beat Romania in womens Archery World Championship." Saints will get a small paragraph at the bottom of page 54, next to the granny sex chat adverts.

They do say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. They are of course wrong, as pointing out typos on an internet message board is much, much lower.

Personally I think racing open wheeled, open cockpit cars on an oval at those speeds is just mental. Can you imagine cars going through Eau Rouge at Spa, 4 abreast with no run off areas? Just seen Smileys crash on youtube, that wasn't nice. Even in a modern car, nobody is going to survive that impact.

I had a wicked idea the other day. You know our nickname is 'The Saints' right, well we could sing that 'Oh when the Saints go matching in' song to support our players at games. Thoughts?

It's just horrible to watch, but I just can't help myself. At 0:40, there is a secondary collision. 2 white cars and 2 red cars getting together on the left and 2 black cars run in to the back of them. Dan is in the second black car.

Truly appaling crash. I wont embed this picture because it really is horrific and some people might not want to look at it. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/17/article-0-0E67AD7000000578-967_634x371.jpg (What's left of) Dan's car is impacting the fence on fire, top left. RIP. I don't follow Indy, but he is one of half a dosen drivers I knew of.

RIP Dan. A truly horrible accident. There's a video of it below, will probably get removed before long but I warn you it's not very nice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcAZ7I_lk7M

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1292 Her neighbour might buy it off you.

Another game going our way this afternoon, Brum are beating Leicester and Mills has been sent off (violent conduct, 2 footed lunge, 3 match ban). Should aid our cause a bit if it stays like that.

Derby's goal certainly looked offside on the replays. Lambert's on the other hand... looks better every time you watch it.

Jos is on loan until January, but would you try and keep him beyond that? Personally I've been quite impressed. He had a very shaky debut against Forest, but since then has looked a lot more assured on the ball and dominant in the air. Playing much better than Fonte at this level IMO. I'd certainly try and keep him till the end of the season, probably a loan extension. If we do get promotion we might want to reconsider, but for now he is a decent player.