Lighthouse

Sturrock beat Liverpool Wigley lost to Bolton Redknapp drew with Boro Burley lost at Watford Dodd and Gorman beat Bury (first league game lost to Norwich) Pearson lost against Plymouth (he only took over a couple of hours before, his first real game in charge was a draw at Scunny) Poortaloo lost at Cardiff Wotte drew at Norwich Pardew drew with Millwall Adkins lost to the Dons. That's 6 defeats and 3 draws since a Saints manager last won his first game in charge.

It's a myth, just like the always losing on Sky syndrome.

Just watched it on iplayer. Can't believe how deluded and s**t Melissa is. Thank fook she's gone, really got on my tits.

Well, thanks for clearing that one up.

How about having "half members" who pay £1 for a subscription so they can start threads and nothing else. Full members don't get short changed and anyone who doesn't want to fork out £1 a year can f**k off.

Only three mods? More government cutbacks I suppose.

Wonder what it's like in terms of accessibility and parking? Is it easy enough just to rock up and park or are you better off parking further out of London and getting the tube in to West Brompton?

Sh*te idea. Attack at dawn!

Just got mine in the post this morning. Jimmy Saville Upper, row S

Could be. Or alternatively, perhaps they're planning a surprise attack at dawn. There will be racism, homophobia, porn, tubgirl, libel posts and plenty of repeated threads. Thar be a storm coming. Ye be warned!

Yeah, does that fook it up?

There is NOTHING in that bag of numbers that excites me. Met Police etc. would have been a good novelty, but seriously... meh.

Home to Shrews. Pretty good.

At least we're not going to f**king Colchester.

Typical ITV sports coverage. Weclome to *insert sporting event*... bulls**t bulls**t bulls**t ... adverts ... recap bulls**t ... Main event.

Aaaaagh, my game save was corrupt AGAIN. Can't really be arsed starting the whole career for a 3rd time. That bug just takes all the fun out of it.

In terms of excitement certainly, but I doubt his team see it that way. Crashed into just about every driver outside the top 8.

Been a good week for our old leff backs really. Have to wonder how long Bale will stay at Spuds though. Can quite easily see him being Giggs' long term replacement. Just as long as he doesn't go to Arsenal. Not sure I could stomache seeing him and Theo lifting the Champs League trophy together.

Loving the totty that hangs around outside my motorhome I must say.

Can we have Adam Le Fondre please?

Barca I didn't think was that bad. Qualified 5th, finished 4th. Would have been 2nd if I hadn't gone off at one point. Just couldn't get my head around Monte Carlo though. Came last having smacked into the barrier about 20 times and done most of the race without my front wing (I was running 8th, I thought I could hold the field off and get a point or two if I didn't pit). AI way too fast there. Owned Turkey. Pole and victory. Wasn't TOCA2 the one with the cheat that gave you a tank? That game was AWESOME!

Plus, is it not the 4th official who calculates the added time anyway?

Donny vs Blades if anyone fancies it. Been half watching, Fish looks decent enough so far.

A more possitive way of looking at it is we only need to win 1 more game in the next 33, compared relative to the teams above us. Very doable, especially given that those teams include teams like Oldham, Brizzle and Exeter. Also the table is very badly skewd. Saints are 14th, but we're as close to the team just below us as we are to the team in 5th (2 points). We are at the arse end of a VERY tight group.