Lighthouse

£2.5m? Behave, we payed that for Prutton when he was England U-21 captain. £750k - £1m would be somewhere about right, although half that would be reasonable if his contract is up in summer.

Do you drop a load every time you jump in a pool? Never going for a paddle in West Quay again.

Probably only doing it because she's board with beasteality.

The old saying of "you can only beat what's in front of you" was fairly prominent in tonight's display. Very enjoyable game to watch though and a great result. The only downer was some of the sloppy moments when we gave the ball away at the back under no pressure. Better teams will punish this and those teams are coming to St Mary's this month. My ratings: Davis - 6 Flappy and bored FR - 7 Looked more assured than Notts Co certainly. Got forward a couple of times too. Fonte - 8 Class and a well taken goal Seaborne - 7 Did little wrong. Harding - 8 Some excellent build up play, especially first half. AOC - 9 Dangerous all evening. First goal was a fluke, but nobody cares. Chaplow - 9 MOTM for me. Ran the show in the middle Hammond - 8 Excellent Lallana - 9 Took the p*ss all evening Lambert - 6 Still looks off the pace and not scoring. Barnard - 9 Another hard working display, and a goal to boot.

Have you ever tried ginger cake? It's delicious.

The Team for the final was: McNeil Cranie - Richards - Wallis Taylor - Rudd Dyer - James - DMG - Sparv Walcott - Best Subs: Lallana, Critchell, Condesso, Bale Not sure if that's exactly the possitions they played, but those are the players.

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That's just... nasty.

I think the score will be 3-0-2 That's that joke officially done to death.

Not to mention Jaidi appears to be grazing on Bart's hair and Puncheon is checking out Nigel's backside.

I thought that too. I'm sure he's pretty tallented, but we already had more than enough cover on the left. Now we've got Mills, Holmes and Dickson all not getting near the pitch. Can see at least one of them leaving in January.

Don't see what Dan has done to deserve dropping, but I'd have Dickson in at LM with Lallana on the right tomorrow.

Was he p*ssed on?

This is like the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Not watching, but hope Montoya wins.

Personally I'd rather not eat, than eat Monster Munch, but that's just me.

Are they the 6 dwarves who didn't get a part in Snow White?

I hadn't eaten before the game either, although that's mainly because I'd spent the early hours of the morning praying to the man in the toilet after a rather good Halloween party. Got a hot dog AND a burger from the van outside the ground after the game and despite all this managed to go the whole day without any multi-coloured yawning. Great success!

Is that Klass Jan Huntelaar on the left? Nice to see we've boosted our striking options a bit.

Maybe that's another typo and there was infact lard on the fool in the toilets. We can only guess.

I'd go with: Bart - FR Fonte Seaborne Haring - Lallana Chaplow Morgan Dickson - Guly Barnard Can't see that happening in a million years, just my $0.02

It's a shame he normally played like a chicken on crack for the 5 games following each goal. He flattered to deceive IMO. Some flashes of brilliance masking his poor work rate and dreadful off games. He just seemed to keep getting worse as time went on. When he first signed and scored on his debut I thought we were on to something. By the end of the season he was 5th choice striker behind Jones, Rasiak, Saganowski and Best.

Really sh*t game I though, which swung on one incident packed minute. Three key factors which changed the game. The goal, the red card and Chaplow replacing Morgan. We looked clueless up until them and worryingly loose at the back. Still, another game where we've played sh*t and got a result. Hopefully a sign of things to come. If we can stay in contention until January, then hopefully NA can bring in a couple of players and we can get back on top of Brighton. Not literally, I know they're a bit like that. As has already been alluded to, the ref was retarded. Chant of the day? "Ole ole ole ole Guuuuly Guuuuly! ole ol... oh s**t it's actually Bignall!" Davis - 5 - Distribution very poor and looked a bit shakey. Almost gifted them a 2nd at 1-0, when he dithered on a back-pass and ended up getting tackled (in a very similar vein to that one against QPR a few years back). Richardson - 5 - Looks rusty as you'd probably expect. Fonte - 7 - How does the song go? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right and here I am stuck in the middle with Dan Seaborne. Seaborne - 6 - A bit old school, hoofy Seaborne today. Harding - 6 - Had a tough first half against a pretty goof player (their #11) Puncheon - 5 - Ineffective. Missed a sitter in the 2nd half. Schneiderlin - 5 - Ineffective and looked a bit lightweight Hammond - 6 - Not his best performance. Never really got hold of the game Lallana - 7 - Easily our best midfielder, not as if that's much of an achievement. Quality goal at the end, worth the ticket on its own. Lambert - 5 How does such a bit lad get beaten in the air so easily? A shaddow of last year. Good pen tho. Barnard - 6 Worked hard, but County got away with kicking the crap out of him first half. Pushed their luck too far with a combine harvester of a tackle in the penalty area. Stone wall penalty. Subs: AOC - 6 - A couple of lively runs but didn't do all that much. Chaplow - 7 - Added some much needed grit to the midfield. Bignall - 6 - Didn't see much, but seems to have some good pace.

Seems a long way to go for dogging.

Depends largely on which away day we're talking about. Open air stands like Swindon and Yeovil are pretty s**t and never get much of an atmosphere. Whereas places with an old school tin roof like Roots Hall and Hillsborough got quite an atmosphere going, in the away end at least. Can't conclusively say which I prefer. There good away grounds are better than home games, the s**t ones are worse.