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We could blame Maggie T. She cops it for everyting else.

I like JFP and I like S13, but which is better? There's only one way to find out...

With an honourable mention to Mayall for Lord Flasheart! That must make people who don't like him c0(ks then.

Me too! Yep, that hour of Saturday early evening telly is pretty good. It goes down hill rapidly after that.

Not. Burp is one of the funniest programmes on teh telleh.

Apart from the bloke who bong-ked SKP's missus while he was with us.

The match threads are crap anyway, it's full of numpties sat listening to the radio typing "Perry passes to Size" and "Throw in to saints". What's the f*cking point?

Darth Vader.

You won't be able to parallel park, either. *Runs and hides from the girls*

When we're out the bottom three and safe, then I might tuck my napkin into my shirt collar and tuck in.

Now now Mavis, behave yourself...

You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?

You're not suggesting what I think you're suggesting, are you?

Prince Harry, Sophie Dahl, Jimmy Carr, Eidur Gudjohnsen, Dan Marino, Tommy Lee jones, Oliver Stone. Wikipedia is great!

So our players aren't allowed to knuckle down and improve?

With t'whippet tied up outside?

Whether you like it or not, they are fans of SFC. 99% of us go to football and not have any bother, the remaining 1% enjoy a good tear up.

I'm just about to sit down with a curry and a beer and watch Quadrophenia. Happy Days.

Jonny's some fisherman.

I think we should all join up to another random fore harm and post crap. The marbles one was a classic.

No tune, just kept repeating it. I think they were off their tits on crystal meth.

I walked passed it at lunchtime. Just a load (probably no more than 30) of wimmin 'of a certain age' with placards saying "Down with this sort of thing" They did have a decent chant though "No, no, no to flouridisation"

I'd rather drink my own P155 than lucozade.

Being outside when the sun comes up is a great thing to do.

Stu wouls make a good life coach.