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Slightly off topic, has anyone seen the advert for some bikini waxing ,er, wax where different women are walking around and in the background there are different shapes popping up that indicate what pubic topiary each one had! I lol'd when I saw it the first and only time. I'm sure I didn't dream it. :smt017

She only has one arm.

Proof, if proof were needed that exams are getting easier.

How come Tony McNulty needs a second home? His constituency is Harrow East. :smt017

What

As it's now being played in Saf Afreka, I bet he will! He's not the most popular bunny down there.

I take it they're still running.

His bit about walking the bus route cracks me up.

My MP3 player has just given me Insomnia - Faithless. Choooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon :cool:

Walkers are to add a new flavour to their range, 'Semen' flavour. They will be marketed as 'Diet Crisps' as 97.5% of women will spit them out.

Walkers

Aparently her funeral service will have giant screens outside so all her fans can watch! Fans? utter c*cks more like.

It dosen't smell like come to me... Anyway, a bloke says to his mate "I've been taking steroids and I've grown an extra c*ck" "Anabolic?" asks his mate. "No, just a c*ck" says the bloke.

Is your Dad called Josef, by any chance?

Stu, join the 'Sick Joke Appreciation Society' on Facebook.

Me too.

Google did try to do P*mpey. Someone stole the camera then set fire to the car.

Just done the same (with my postcode, obviously) and the picture is at least 3 years old!!

Elizabeth Fritzl attended court this morning after eating a fried breakfast. Pity nobody told her she had Daddies sause around her mouth.

Nice one. Never seen the game or the goals.

Wooooooooooooooooooooo-f*cking-hoooooooooooooooooooo

People like these fat c*nts really p155 me off. Fruit and veg expensive? Liars as well as fat lazy c*nts then.

You still on 20 a day?

Tonight - not much. Tomorrow- Train to town, pub to watch Manyoo and teh Scousers, SMS then home. Sunday - Gardening. Hurrah.

They come over here and steal all the bird food, live rent free in our bird boxes...