Durleyfos

Thanks, Gramps.

You ought to Crouch down behind a chair for cover!

Which I'm sure Lowelife & Wilde know, which is why they made the offer.

I wondered what he had been up to after he left Man City.

I've read some sh1te on this board over the years...

Travis.

The Professionals.

Crazy Bowls would be oresome. Might just go on Dragon's Den with that idea.

Tonight - 60th birfday party for my aunty. Saturday - Curreh then Teh George for drinkiepoohs. Sunday - nowt much. You wish you were Stu.

Hopefully Rupey will kick it as he tried to empty the bucket..

If he's old enough to throw a punch at a steward, he's old enough to face the consequences.

Watched American History X on Saturday night for the first time. What a great film.

Some protesters smashed windows at the Dept. of Transport offices (or some other Government building) Way to go, that'll help your cause. To$$ers.

What I was trying to say was... Welsh - Hate the English. Scots - Hate the English Irish - Hate the English English - Better than Everybody.

Welsh

I stopped watching ITV local news ages ago, just after they changed the studio backdrop to The Skate Tower.

He's swimming the channel for charidee.

I had a chat with the West Indian Cricket Quad in there, Brian Lara and all.

That's exactly what I'm wearing at the moment.

You've had so many as well.

That's the danger when brother and sister start trying to reproduce. Well, someone had to say it.

That's the danger when brother and sister start trying to reproduce. Well, someone had to say it.

Did anyone see the NOTW yesterday? Headlime on pages 78/79: 'I'm a better coach tean Fergie, but he's the best boss in the world' I nearly vommited. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/122216/HARRY-REDKNAPP-EXCLUSIVE-Tribute-dinner-is-fitting-for-man-who-has-given-everything-to-football.html

I Sky+'d that last night.

Toilet seat in a convent.